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The Graveyard of Past Deadlines
Tags:death, dead, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, tombstone, tombstones, headstone, headstones, gravestone, gravestone, grave, graves, deadline, deadlines, due date, due dates, time limit, time limits, limit, limits, time, time frame, time frames, procrastination, procrastinate, procrastinator, procrastinators, business, businessmen, businessman, businesswoman, businesswomen, writing, writer, writers, author, authors, school, schools, schooling, education, teacher, teachers, student, students, college student, university student, university students, asap.a.s.a.p., yesterday, noon, noon-ish, first thing in the morning, no later than, postpone, put off, defer, postponement, postponements, lazy
"Can everyone clearly fear me?"
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"Nice touch, Jenkins. I like a man who salutes."
"He usually doesn't see anybody without an appointment, but since you brought pizza ..."
Tags:appointment, appointments, busy, too busy, hold off, holds off, holding off, deflect, deflects, deflecting, defer, defers, deferring, secretary, secretaries, delivery, deliveries, pizza, pizzas, life hack, life hacks, trick, tricks, appointment-only, office assistant, office assistants, manager, managers, ceo, ceos, executive, executives, business executive, business executives
"Please - sit anywhere."
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"Try to get an extension on this to the day after I retire."
Too late to change
Accounting department: Taxable income/Deferred Income/Loophole Research and Development.
"This dining set can be yours with no payments until next year, at which point we charge you double and dump you in boiling oil!
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"I suppose one of us should call somebody."
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"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."
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"You realize, of course, that a gentleman always serves himself last."
Just As I Was About To...
Fudge and defer trays in Immigration office.'