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'Our defibrillator paddles are broken! Stick his hands in this toaster!'
'Here's a bottle of water and what's left of my turkey sandwich. ... You have my word, Bob. When we finish this round, get back to the clubhouse...'
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Save the bacon,
"That's the hospital policy. Cashiers must be familiar with emergency shock treatment."
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'When I use my iPod, my implantable defibrillator kicks in.'
"When I yell 'CLEAR' that doesn't mean you."
Solar powered defibrillator
'Pencils?' 'Check.' 'Pads?' 'Check.'...'Automated external defibrillator?' 'Check.'
'I normally date older men.'
'They have a defibrillator in there.'
"The defibrillator's not for pressing panini."
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"Did you wax your chest or did someone at the office have to use the AED on you again?"
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'As a precaution, we're equipped with defibrillators for when people open their post-holiday Christmas bills.'
"Paramedics are still 10 minutes out! This guys has no pulse! Gimme your TASER!"
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'Tonight's defibrillator complements of the paramedics at the bar.'
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'Wait 'til you see our new defibrillator. It's a Michael Graves design.'
'No, a defibrillator isn't isn't the same as a polygraph. You can keep lying as usual.'
"Problems with the turkey? - this is one of those chef's 'tricks' we use to resuscitate a failed dish."
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"He doesn't give up easily!"
'Option A covers defibrillator treatment. Option B covers someone rubbing their feet on a carpet and touching you.'
'That's not what I had in mind when I asked for some encouragement!'
"...and a special heartfelt thank you to Doctor Phillips whose tenacity and dedication gave the family strength to carry on."
'Call Maintenance...I need them to check the output on this defibrillator.'