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"Oops! Wrong plug."
"And now, here's Linda Blanton, our WJM deflation fighter."
"It looks fine to me, too."
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"You don't need to understand—just go get a goddam bicycle pump."
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"I find balloons easier to grip when they're slightly deflated.
Tags:balloon, balloons, balloon animal, balloon animals, clown, clowns, birthday, birthdays, birthday party, birthday parties, deflate, deflates, deflating, football, american football, scandal, scandals, cheat, cheats, cheater, cheaters, excuse, excuses, excusing, brady, tom brady, deflategate, deflate, deflated, deflate-gate
Trump runs out of hot air
'On that last pitch, he felt something pop in his elbow. ...I'm a little concerned.'
Tags:pitch, pitcher, pitchers, pitching, pitched, throw, throws, throwing, thrower, throwers, thrown, elbow, elbows, dislocate, dislocates, dislocation, dislocations, dislocated, pop, pops, popping, popped, worry, worries, concern, concerns, concerned, deflate, deflates, deflated, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Your book is a masterpiece, but, unfortunately, we're rather picky."
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"Uh-oh. Not a good start to the holiday shopping season."
Tags:shop, shopping, shopper, shoppers, shopping season, shopping seasons, retailers, parade, parades, float, floats, balloon, balloons, omen, omens, bad omen, bad omens, city, cities, thanksgiving, crash, crashes, deflate, deflated, deflating, collapse, collapsed, parade balloon, parade balloons, consumerism, advertise, advertising, consumer, consumers
"Then I thought, hey great, if I become a day trader I can work at home in my underwear."
Tags:lazy, laziness, homeless, the homeless, homelessness, unemployed, unemployment, sleeping rough, on the streets, story, stories, bad decisions, bad decision making, denial, deny, day trade, day trader, self employed, consequence, consequences, deflated, deflate, fail, failed, failure, comfy, comfort, work from home, working from home, broker, brokers, stock broker, stock brokers
"When I ask you what you're thinking about and you say 'Nothing', is that 'nothing' as in the Infinite Void, the emptiness of Zen, the nothingness of Sartre and Lacan, ex nihilo nihil fit, or what?"
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'It happens every year. We come here to decompress a bit, and my husband completely deflates!'
"Stand back, give him air."
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'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'
Puncturing a Political Speech
'It's a tough world, son. You inflate. You get kicked around all your life. Then one day - bam! You deflate.'
Tags:football, footballs, inflate, inflated, deflate, deflates, deflating, tough life, tough lives, father, fathers, son, sons, fatherly advice, fatherly advise, story of life, soccer ball, soccer balls, soccer match, soccer matches, football match, football matches, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Deflate counselling service
Deflated blood donor
'Let me put it this way. You're going to have to deflate your spare tire.'
"Well, I thought you could practice talking to Estella."
Tags:baldo, practice, practices, practicing, practise, practises, practising, chat up, chatting up, talking to girls, talking to women, deflate, deflates, deflating, halloween doll, halloween dolls, blowup doll, blowup dolls, flirt, flirts, fliration, flirtations, confidence, confidence issue, confidence issues
'This is what happens when you try to blow out that many candles.'