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"I'm leaving you for Oog, who has a bigger cave."
Tags:caveman, cavemen, boyfriend, boyfriends, relationship, relationships, break-up, break-ups, breaking up, leave, leaves, leaving, reason, reasons, giant, giants, cave, caves, bigger cave, bigger caves, large, larger, materialistic, house, housing, rich, richer, well off, well-off, lurk, lurks, lurking, deflated, sad
"Oops! Wrong plug."
"And now, here's Linda Blanton, our WJM deflation fighter."
"It looks fine to me, too."
Tags:sport, sports, football, american football, canadian football, football players, football players, player, players, athlete, athletes, ball, deflate, deflated, damaged, head, heads, concussion, concussions, head injury, head injuries, injury, injuries, safety, protection, prevention, helmet, helmets, protective gear, safety gear, denial, brush-off, nonacceptance, dismissing, professional football, football league, football leagues, league, leagues, football team, football teams, player safety, player health, college, colleges, college football, high school, high schools, high school football, dangerous, risky, deflategate
"You don't need to understand—just go get a goddam bicycle pump."
Tags:businessman, businessmen, employee, employees, manager, managers, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, chief executive officer, chief executive officers, executive, executives, boss, bosses, deflating, deflate, deflated, deflation, air, air pump, air pumps, bicycle pump, bicycle pumps, tire pump, tire pumps, pump, pumps, inflate, inflation, air, lack of air, balloon, balloons, understand, confused, confusion, office life
"We worry more about deflation."
"I find balloons easier to grip when they're slightly deflated.
Tags:balloon, balloons, balloon animal, balloon animals, clown, clowns, birthday, birthdays, birthday party, birthday parties, deflate, deflates, deflating, football, american football, scandal, scandals, cheat, cheats, cheater, cheaters, excuse, excuses, excusing, brady, tom brady, deflategate, deflate, deflated, deflate-gate
Trump runs out of hot air
'On that last pitch, he felt something pop in his elbow. ...I'm a little concerned.'
Tags:pitch, pitcher, pitchers, pitching, pitched, throw, throws, throwing, thrower, throwers, thrown, elbow, elbows, dislocate, dislocates, dislocation, dislocations, dislocated, pop, pops, popping, popped, worry, worries, concern, concerns, concerned, deflate, deflates, deflated, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."
Tags:flat, deflated, empty inside, dead inside, feeling empty, no feelings, feelings, emotions, mental health, artist, artists, writer, writers, creative, creatives, parent, parents, parenting, child, children, opening up, open up, tmi, parentification, self-isolation, social distancing, quarantine, quarantines, quarantined, lockdown, lockdowns
"When I turned off his computer, he deflated."
Tags:deflated, deflation, deflating, internet connection, internet connections, computer problem, computer problems, screen addict, screen addicts, screen addiction, screen addictions, screen time, screen-time, grounded, parent, parents, digital childhood, modern childhood, modern childhoods, teenager, screen dependency, screen dependencies, family life, family-life
"Why only 'bag dog'? You never hear 'bad cat', 'bad horse', 'bad cow'..."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, dog, dogs, drink, drinks, drinking, sad, discipline, disciplined, disciplining, disciplinary, bad dog, bad dogs, animal, animals, pet, pets, scold, scolding, scolded, annoy, annoys, annoying, dishearten, disheartenend, deflated, bully, bullies, bullying, bad cat, bad horse, bad cow, hear, hears, hearing, unheard of, saying, sayings, address, addresses, addressing, drinking away one's sorrows
"Well, I have to tell your publisher something."
Tags:writer, writers, author, authors, novelist, novelists, balloon, balloon, deflated, deflation, deflated balloon, deflated balloons, publish, publishers, fail, failed, failing, writers block, writer's block, uninspired, inspiration, depressed, depression, depressive, depressives, failure, failures, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs
"Yeah, well, I'm not sustainable either."
Tags:pub, pubs, bar, bars, pub talk, bar talk, pub chat, scarecrow, scarecrows, robot, robots, automaton, automatons, bot, bots, droid, droids, sustainable, unsustainable, sustainability, deflated, deflation, short term, short life span, life spans, non-sustainable, inhuman, old tech, new tech, tin man, wizard of oz, outdated
"Your book is a masterpiece, but, unfortunately, we're rather picky."
Tags:book, books, novel, novels, author, authors, publisher, publishers, publishing, publishing company, masterpiece, masterpieces, reject, rejected, rejection, unfortunate, unfortunately, unoriginal, uncreative, picky, fussy, fail, failure, creative, creativity, let down easy, deflate, deflating, deflated
"Uh-oh. Not a good start to the holiday shopping season."
Tags:shop, shopping, shopper, shoppers, shopping season, shopping seasons, retailers, parade, parades, float, floats, balloon, balloons, omen, omens, bad omen, bad omens, city, cities, thanksgiving, crash, crashes, deflate, deflated, deflating, collapse, collapsed, parade balloon, parade balloons, consumerism, advertise, advertising, consumer, consumers
"This is the fist time I've ever seen a tech support number of a soccer ball."
"For my next trick, I'll require an audience."
Tags:magic, magician, magical, trick, tricks, magic show, shows, showing off, require, requires, requirements, audience, audiences, no audience, spotlight, spotlights, in the spotlight, unsuccessful, novice, novices, beginner, beginners, sad, sadness, deflated, progress, progressing, empty audience, theatre, theatres
"Then I thought, hey great, if I become a day trader I can work at home in my underwear."
Tags:lazy, laziness, homeless, the homeless, homelessness, unemployed, unemployment, sleeping rough, on the streets, story, stories, bad decisions, bad decision making, denial, deny, day trade, day trader, self employed, consequence, consequences, deflated, deflate, fail, failed, failure, comfy, comfort, work from home, working from home, broker, brokers, stock broker, stock brokers
'When you smile the whole ... cynical world laughs at you.'
"When I ask you what you're thinking about and you say 'Nothing', is that 'nothing' as in the Infinite Void, the emptiness of Zen, the nothingness of Sartre and Lacan, ex nihilo nihil fit, or what?"
Tags:think, thinks, thinking, ask, asks, nothing, nothingness, infinite, infinite void, infinity, empty, emptiness, deflate, deflated, zen, sartre and lacan, ex nihilo nihil fit, nothing comes from nothing, exist, existence, inquisitive, bore, bored, conversation, start a conversation, starting a conversation, avoid, avoids, avoiding
"Stand back, give him air."
Tags:first aid, first aider, first aiders, faint, fainted, faints, fainting, tube man, tube men, skydancer, air dancer, wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man, tall boy, skydancers, air dancers, wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men, tall boys, inflatables, inflate, deflate, deflated, deflates