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"You should only be worried if you never had it as a kid."
'More bad news from the lab. You're allergic to peanuts.'
Grandpa was proud of the effect his signature stolen nose trick was having on the young crowd. It wasn't until later that anyone explained to him how Dylan had lost his real nose in a horrible sledging accident.
'Are the fish safe to eat?! Heck, yeah! Me and Leon been eatin' 'em for 30 years!'
Try our new genetically engineered produce.
Ring bell for service.
"So is it difficult having one leg shorter than the other?"
'Jimmy can hang by his heels.'
'Second-worst reaction to sulfites I have ever seen.'
'More evidence of global warming, no doubt.'