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"Play coy if you like, but no one can resist a perfectly symmetrical face."
Tags:bar, bars, bar fly, bar flies, pick up, pick-up, pick up artist, pick-up artist, seduction, seduce, seducing, symmetry, symmetrical, odd, oddly, scary, scare, deformed, face, faces, halloween, date, dates, interest, interested, flirt, flirts, flirtatious, appearance, appearances, attractive, attraction, attract, attracted, biology, biological
"You should only be worried if you never had it as a kid."
Tags:illness, ill, disease, diseases, communicable disease, communicable diseases, contagious, contagion, childhood disease, childhood, diseases, childhood illnesses, childhood illness, chickenpox, disfigure, disfigurement, deformed, deform, patronising, patronizing, patronise, patronize, bar, bars, pub, pubs
Somebody called Barb a cow. But, was it Howard, or the evil twin growing out of his back?
'More bad news from the lab. You're allergic to peanuts.'
Practice Pigs at the Gene Farm
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'Nobody knows what happened to her but I've heard it was a complicated birth.'
'Offhand, Mr. Jenkins, I'd say you're pigeon-toed!'
Grandpa was proud of the effect his signature stolen nose trick was having on the young crowd. It wasn't until later that anyone explained to him how Dylan had lost his real nose in a horrible sledging accident.
"Oh, that - that's just an old wives tail."
"Cheryl, my PA on my left and Doug of course, needs no introduction."
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Try our new genetically engineered produce.
'Are the fish safe to eat?! Heck, yeah! Me and Leon been eatin' 'em for 30 years!'
'I'm all ears.'
Ring bell for service.
Tags:service, services, customer service, customer services, customer servicing, bell, bells, bell tower, bell towers, hunchback of notre dame, hunchback, hunchbacks, deformed, deform, deforms, disfigured, ring bell for service, ring bell, ring, rings, ringing, rang, rung, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'What? I don't see anything.'
'We've decided not to have children.'
Big ears, big teeth - both quite funny!
Down on My Luck
'I'm having a bad D.N.A. day.'
'Hold it - I was putting my card in upside down.'
'Jimmy can hang by his heels.'
'We're sending Sophie to finishing school.'
Nature sure gooied!
'They're certainly the worst bow legs I've ever seen.'