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"With symptoms like yours, you could be the next Batman!"
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'You should really consider covering it up. Or maybe even staying home.'
Somebody called Barb a cow. But, was it Howard, or the evil twin growing out of his back?
'That's 84 in a row! A new record!'
'When you said you are a hammer-toe specialist . . .'
'More bad news from the lab. You're allergic to peanuts.'
Practice Pigs at the Gene Farm
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"One of those fish with the eyes on the same side to see you, sir."
"I knew steroids were bad for me, but at least I got this trophy."
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'Nobody knows what happened to her but I've heard it was a complicated birth.'
'Offhand, Mr. Jenkins, I'd say you're pigeon-toed!'
Grandpa was proud of the effect his signature stolen nose trick was having on the young crowd. It wasn't until later that anyone explained to him how Dylan had lost his real nose in a horrible sledging accident.
"Oh, that - that's just an old wives tail."
"Cheryl, my PA on my left and Doug of course, needs no introduction."
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"Interesting nickname - 'Tiny.' How do you come by it?"
'Hey, man, cool ‡ shirt.'
I WILL NOT COMMENT ON MS. STEMPEL'S WART
Billy's speech impediment made him a bit nervous around girls.
"So is it difficult having one leg shorter than the other?"
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'What? I don't see anything.'
'We've decided not to have children.'
'It fits you like a glove, sir.'
Big ears, big teeth - both quite funny!