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"It's a brovella about my life in the frat. But if it's longer than two hundred pages it becomes a brahvel."
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"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."
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Turning with mathematical precision.
'All our nurses now have degrees...unfortunately nurse Pilbright's is in the expressive arts!'
"Terri invited me over. We're going to play doctor of humane letters."
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"We're from Student Loans—we came to repo your B.A."
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"To what do I owe this honor?"
Knowing that her doctorate in bio-physics made her profoundly overqualified for the job, Susan played dumb during the interview.
"Maybe you're not underemployed - maybe you're just overeducated."
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'Congratulations, your days of avoiding the real world are finally over.'
Graduate School: That's right,,,You're STILL here,
"We're going to sacrifice you to the gods, son, because it's so much cheaper than college."
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"I've donated all my diplomas to Doctors Without Diplomas."
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"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."
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'Graduation - Now you can do your own laundry.'
At the 'Northwest Institute of Aeronautical Engineering 2008 Graduation'.
With the cost of a college education averaging $40,000 a year, many students are opting for one of the many new budget colleges.
"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."
'You'll never forget your college experience, though grades indicate you've tried.'
"Thanks for waiting for me, Jocko, but I still can't play. I've decided to go for a Ph.D."
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'With my degree in law and in physics, I hope to create resonable doubt.'
"Consider yourself served."
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"It was a party school."
Pair of pants thrown in the air along with students' caps.
"Hey, how come no diplomas?" "Oh, I'm self-taught."
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