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"Ever wonder if there's something less?"
'Hey...pull my finger.'
'Well, that seemed to go well. Let's fire this thing up and see what it can do!'
"I now believe in God."
And on the Eighth Day God Just Puttered Around the House
'You're not going to like this - just learned you're being sued for corn seed patent infringement.'
God laughs with you, not at you - unless you pray for something stupid.
Introducing Ed, The Nephew of God.
'Don't feel down - they say infinity is the new thirty!'
'Hey, Naomi, remember last week when you said nothing short of a miracle could save MicroTechnoCom from bankruptcy?'
"I preferred the Old Testament God."
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"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."
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'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'
"It's one of the Koch brothers, better take it."
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'God went to a lot of trouble to invent gravity. The least we can do is use it.'
Please consider the environment before creating another species.
"If, every time I say something, you say 'tell me something I don't already know' I'm just going to stop talking to you."
'Whoa! - Adam and Eve are WAY out of compliance!'
God working clay on a potters wheel creating a vase with a person's arms and legs sticking out.
"It's a vanity project."
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'Morning, Guys! Did someone say, 'Rise and shine'?
'How long do we have to get in compliance?'
A businessman feeds his employees memos.
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'Oh my god.'
God's map of the universe