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A criminal dances for a police officer in an attempt to delay being put into jail.
Tags:police, policeman, policemen, police officer, police officer, cop, cops, jail, jails, prison, prisons, criminal, criminals, arrested, locked up, incarceration, imprisoned, delay, delays, delaying, avoiding, avoidance, putting off, inevitable, distracting, distraction, distractions, unsuccessful, procrastination, procrastinating, stalling
"Now you can send it."
Tags:letter, letters, message, messages, message in a bottle, messages in a bottle, perfectionist, perfectionists, perfectionism, writer, writers, writing, desert island, desert islands, author, authors, editor, editors, critic, critics, own worst critic, own worst critics, spouse, spouses, frustration, frustrations, frustrate, frustrates, frustrating, annoying, pedant, pedants, pedantic, husband, husbands, wife, wives, delay, delays, delaying, sos, s.o.s., help, helps, send for help, sending for help, draft, drafts, drafting, rough draft, rough drafts, revise, revises, revising, revision, revisions, too much coffee man
"I'm running late—some people were waiting for my table so I had to take my sweet time."
Tags:eating out, dining out, restaurant, selfish, selfishness, self centered, self-centered, self centred, self-centred, delay, delays, delaying, delayed, late, late for work, running late, waiting for a table, busy restaurant, crowded restaurant, rude, rudeness, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, rude, rudeness
"Should we have lunch first?"
Tags:lumberjack, lumberjacks, woodcutter, woodcutters, lumber jack, lumber jacks, lumber-jack, lumber-jacks, wood cutter, wood cutters, wood-cutter, wood-cutters, tree, trees, lunch, lunch time, lunch break, lunch breaks, procrastinate, procrastination, procrastinator, logger, loggers, lumberman, lumbermen, dawdle, dawdling, delay, delaying, lazy, laziness, difficult task, difficult tasks, big task, big tasks, mammoth task, put off, putting off, postpone the inevitable
'Hmm... Only 11 days till I have to start Christmas shopping.'
Tags:christmas, christmases, xmas, xmass, shop, shops, shopping, shopped, shopper, shoppers, last minute, late, delay, delays, delaying, delayed, notice, notices, notify, notifies, notified, present, presents, gift, gifts, customer, customers, display, displays, displaying, displayed, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Damnit, when you have bad news just give me the bad news."
"The president decided, instead of delaying the election, he'd ensure its legitimacy by counting the votes himself."
Tags:president trump, president donald trump, trump, donald trump, the donald, vote, votes, voting, voted, count, counts, counting, counters, counted, counter, tally, tallies, board, boards, blackboard, blackboards, delay, delays, delaying, delayed, election, elections, legitimacy, legitimate, 2020 election, 2020 elections, november elections, us politics, presidential campaign, tactic, tactics, trick, tricks, tricking, tricked, rig, rigs, rigging, rigged
Einstein Discovers That Time is Actually Laundry
"You mean to say you haven't even put your face on yet?"
Tags:makeup, make-up, put your face on, putting your face on, put on makeup, putting on makeup, figure of speech, figures of speech, literal, literally, literal interpretation, literal interpretations, late, lateness, tardy, tardiness, alien, aliens, monster, monsters, killer, killers, disguise, disguises, disguised, put on your face, putting on your face, dawdle, dawdles, dawdling, delay, delays, delaying
"Oh, hang on a sec - he's just coming in."
Tags:receptionist, receptionists, secretary, secretaries, run interference, running interference, stall, stalls, stalling, delay, delays, delaying, tardy, tardiness, late, lateness, late for work, race, races, racing, run, runs, running, runner, runners, executive, executives, run to work, runs to work, exercise, exercises, exercising, exercise regimen, exercise regimens
"And coach says to hurry it up because we're delaying '60 Minutes.'"
'Colin was beginning to realise he should have gone to XXXXX.'
Executive Asks Death To Wait
Tags:death, dead, die, dies, dying, grim, grim reaper, reapers, reaper, creepy, creeps, self important, important, importance, workaholic, work addiction, work-a-holic, overworked, overwork, wait, waiting, finger up, hold a finger up, cell, cells, cell phone, cell phones, phone, phones, mobile, mobile phone, mobile phones, call, called, calls, phone call, phonecall, one second, delay, delayed, delays, delaying, fate, businessman, business man, businessmen, business men, exec, execs, executive, executives, corporate, big business, boss, manager, managers, management, perspective
The Fierce Urgency of Now
Tags:delay, delaying, procrastinate, procrastination, procrastinator, procrastinators, lazy, laziness, promise, promises, put-off, putting-off, put off, putting off, deadline, deadlines, dead-line, dead-lines, dawdle, dawdling, irresponsible, irresponsibility, immature, immaturity, unreliable, unreliability, disorganised, unorganised, disorganisation, get up and go
Tags:procrastinator, procrastinators, procrastination, procrastinate, procrastinates, stall, stalls, stalling, avoid, avoids, avoiding, put off, puts off, putting off, lazy, laziness, delay, delays, delaying, slacker, slackers, slacking, slack off, slacks off, slacking off, aversion, aversions, hard work, work, working
"'We'll put it in the hopper, we'll put it in the hopper.' Do you realize how many things we've got in the hopper already?"
Tags:travel, travelling, holiday, holidays, dream holiday, dream holidays, putting it off, in the hopper, delay, delaying, relationships, relationship, marriage, marriages, relationship troubles, relationship problems, arguing, argue, argument, arguments, common arguments, stereotypical argumentments, tight with money, mean, stingy
Godot - Retard Indetermine
Tags:french, french cartoon, french cartoons, undetermined delay, delay, delays, delaying, delayed, train, trains, terminal, train station, train stations, platform, platforms, play, plays, wait, waiting, waits, waited, tragicomedy, tragicomedies, acting, stage actors, stage actors, playwright, playwrights, screenplay writer, screenplay writers, theatre, theatres, french play, french plays, travel, travels, travelled, travelling, traveled, traveling
Honest Airport: Cancelled, On Schedule, Delayed.
The ring toss portion of the debate is over.
Tags:debate, debates, debating, coin toss, coin tossing, ring toss, ring tossing, debating competition, competition, competitor, competitors, impress, impressing, impressive, portion, portions, game, games, show off, showing off, delay, delaying, mess, disaster, disastrous, starter, warm up, act, acts, showmen, showman
"I've invented the wheel but I don't want anybody to know about it yet."
Tags:caveman, cavemen, sculpt, sculpting, sculpture, sculptures, love, love sculpture, inventor, inventors, inventing, invention, inventions, wheel, wheels, secret, secrets, delay, delays, delaying, ahead of the time, ahead of the times, technology, new technologies, love wheel, love wheels, release, releases, releasing, aware, awareness, intelligent, intelligence, clever
Too late to change
'I'm going to put off my retirement until I can find my way out of this maze.'
"No, Mr Cummings, I haven`t dealt with the accounts file yet. I`m getting to it as quickly as I can."
Tags:procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, procrastination, put off, puts off, putting off, delay, delays, delaying, busywork, busy work, priority, priorities, prioritise, prioritises, prioritising, prioritize, prioritizes, prioritizing, list, lists, listing, to-do list, to-do lists, account, accountant, accounts payable, accounts receivable, urgent, urgency