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A criminal dances for a police officer in an attempt to delay being put into jail.
Tags:police, policeman, policemen, police officer, police officer, cop, cops, jail, jails, prison, prisons, criminal, criminals, arrested, locked up, incarceration, imprisoned, delay, delays, delaying, avoiding, avoidance, putting off, inevitable, distracting, distraction, distractions, unsuccessful, procrastination, procrastinating, stalling
"Now you can send it."
Tags:letter, letters, message, messages, message in a bottle, messages in a bottle, perfectionist, perfectionists, perfectionism, writer, writers, writing, desert island, desert islands, author, authors, editor, editors, critic, critics, own worst critic, own worst critics, spouse, spouses, frustration, frustrations, frustrate, frustrates, frustrating, annoying, pedant, pedants, pedantic, husband, husbands, wife, wives, delay, delays, delaying, sos, s.o.s., help, helps, send for help, sending for help, draft, drafts, drafting, rough draft, rough drafts, revise, revises, revising, revision, revisions, too much coffee man
"I'm running late—some people were waiting for my table so I had to take my sweet time."
Tags:eating out, dining out, restaurant, selfish, selfishness, self centered, self-centered, self centred, self-centred, delay, delays, delaying, delayed, late, late for work, running late, waiting for a table, busy restaurant, crowded restaurant, rude, rudeness, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, rude, rudeness
"Should we have lunch first?"
Tags:lumberjack, lumberjacks, woodcutter, woodcutters, lumber jack, lumber jacks, lumber-jack, lumber-jacks, wood cutter, wood cutters, wood-cutter, wood-cutters, tree, trees, lunch, lunch time, lunch break, lunch breaks, procrastinate, procrastination, procrastinator, logger, loggers, lumberman, lumbermen, dawdle, dawdling, delay, delaying, lazy, laziness, difficult task, difficult tasks, big task, big tasks, mammoth task, put off, putting off, postpone the inevitable
"Damnit, when you have bad news just give me the bad news."
'Hmm... Only 11 days till I have to start Christmas shopping.'
Tags:christmas, christmases, xmas, xmass, shop, shops, shopping, shopped, shopper, shoppers, last minute, late, delay, delays, delaying, delayed, notice, notices, notify, notifies, notified, present, presents, gift, gifts, customer, customers, display, displays, displaying, displayed, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Einstein Discovers That Time is Actually Laundry
"You mean to say you haven't even put your face on yet?"
Tags:makeup, make-up, put your face on, putting your face on, put on makeup, putting on makeup, figure of speech, figures of speech, literal, literally, literal interpretation, literal interpretations, late, lateness, tardy, tardiness, alien, aliens, monster, monsters, killer, killers, disguise, disguises, disguised, put on your face, putting on your face, dawdle, dawdles, dawdling, delay, delays, delaying
"Oh, hang on a sec - he's just coming in."
Tags:receptionist, receptionists, secretary, secretaries, run interference, running interference, stall, stalls, stalling, delay, delays, delaying, tardy, tardiness, late, lateness, late for work, race, races, racing, run, runs, running, runner, runners, executive, executives, run to work, runs to work, exercise, exercises, exercising, exercise regimen, exercise regimens
"And coach says to hurry it up because we're delaying '60 Minutes.'"
'Colin was beginning to realise he should have gone to XXXXX.'
Executive Asks Death To Wait
Tags:death, dead, die, dies, dying, grim, grim reaper, reapers, reaper, creepy, creeps, self important, important, importance, workaholic, work addiction, work-a-holic, overworked, overwork, wait, waiting, finger up, hold a finger up, cell, cells, cell phone, cell phones, phone, phones, mobile, mobile phone, mobile phones, call, called, calls, phone call, phonecall, one second, delay, delayed, delays, delaying, fate, businessman, business man, businessmen, business men, exec, execs, executive, executives, corporate, big business, boss, manager, managers, management, perspective
The Fierce Urgency of Now
Tags:delay, delaying, procrastinate, procrastination, procrastinator, procrastinators, lazy, laziness, promise, promises, put-off, putting-off, put off, putting off, deadline, deadlines, dead-line, dead-lines, dawdle, dawdling, irresponsible, irresponsibility, immature, immaturity, unreliable, unreliability, disorganised, unorganised, disorganisation, get up and go
"Could you just hold it just a min, Officer - the tape's just getting to the real ka-boom part."
Tags:song, songs, listen, listens, music nut, music nuts, music fan, music fans, radio, radio station, radio stations, pulled over, ticket, tickets, traffic ticket, traffic tickets, wait, waits, waiting, delay, delays, delaying, entitled, entitlement, entitled attitude, entitled attitudes, favorite part, favorite parts, favourite part, favourite parts, cassette, cassettes, cassette tape, cassette tapes, music fanatic, music fanatics
Tags:procrastinator, procrastinators, procrastination, procrastinate, procrastinates, stall, stalls, stalling, avoid, avoids, avoiding, put off, puts off, putting off, lazy, laziness, delay, delays, delaying, slacker, slackers, slacking, slack off, slacks off, slacking off, aversion, aversions, hard work, work, working
"'We'll put it in the hopper, we'll put it in the hopper.' Do you realize how many things we've got in the hopper already?"
Tags:travel, travelling, holiday, holidays, dream holiday, dream holidays, putting it off, in the hopper, delay, delaying, relationships, relationship, marriage, marriages, relationship troubles, relationship problems, arguing, argue, argument, arguments, common arguments, stereotypical argumentments, tight with money, mean, stingy
Honest Airport: Cancelled, On Schedule, Delayed.
Too late to change
'I'm going to put off my retirement until I can find my way out of this maze.'
'The delayed train has much improved suspension air conditioning and a five star buffet, happy now?'
"No, Mr Cummings, I haven`t dealt with the accounts file yet. I`m getting to it as quickly as I can."
Tags:procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, procrastination, put off, puts off, putting off, delay, delays, delaying, busywork, busy work, priority, priorities, prioritise, prioritises, prioritising, prioritize, prioritizes, prioritizing, list, lists, listing, to-do list, to-do lists, account, accountant, accounts payable, accounts receivable, urgent, urgency
"Due to an incident at the Bergen Street station, everything has changed and nothing will ever be the same."
Tags:subway, subways, delay, delays, delaying, new york, new york city, new yorker, new yorkers, bergen street, bergen street station, change, changes, changed, announcement, announcements, announcing, train delay, train delays, dramatic, over-dramatic, exaggeration, exaggerations, exaggerating, public transport, public transportation, mass transit, rapid transit