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'As Boss of this gang I'm in charge of Strategy; Fingers you head up Acquisitions; Tiny: Security; and Speedy: Transport. Leaving our intern Hugo, as Health & Safety Officer, to do the Risk Assessment.'
"All I need is a chair. I delegate everything."
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'While they're still enthusiastic do you think we could get them to take on climate change and the war on drugs as well?'
'As an unpaid intern, Peabody, I think you're the ideal person to explain to the workforce why it is necessary for me to cut their pay in these difficult times for business.'
"You're fired. Pass it on."
"Dorothy, Mr Zwerdling won't be in today - here's a list of people he wants sacked."
'Well, this certainly explains much of the company's missing data. Who else thought the 'DEL' key on their computer was for delegating work?'
"'The Walking Dead','American Horror Story','Bates Motel', or the Convention?"
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'My new year's resolution was to delegate more...So I delegated managing massively increased demands with drastically reduced resources in a flat-lining economy to George.'
"Never delegate authority; delegate liability."
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"It's Christmas, Melanie. Have young Cosgrove go down to the street and give something back to the community."
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'I'm just saying if our nanny can afford a nanny then we're paying too much.'
'Bill, we've decided to send you back to the minors for a while so you can brush up on your delegating!'
In/Out/Saved for Indefinite Period of Time Boxes
"In the interest of fairness to the Democrats, I'm not going to waste my time on their convention either."
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'My projects are behind schedule because I'm too busy. . . so I'm transferring them to you instead. . . Why are your projects behind schedule?!'
Executive Softball League
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The Need for Delegation
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"Until we hear different, it's Jersey's problem."
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Things to Do: Delegate.
'Sir, according to the latest Security and Exchange Commission rules, you can't delegate your identity.'
"Crumple this into a little ball, will you?"
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"How we doing on those commandments?"
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