Deletes Cartoons and Comics

"Can I delete my browsing history?"

The Birdman of Alcatrash.

"My dog deleted my excuses app."

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

Hillary Clinton

"Wife #4: Delete all files. "

'I blew the whistle on my second employer as soon as I got my second wind.'

'Cut! The witness hasn't been rehearsed.'

'It's blank? The hackers got to it.'

"Whoa...Somehow I think I deleted too much."

Computers affect real life.

"Don't you dare hit that delete button when I'm talking to you, Harold!"

'I know you like Sanders, but you can't just punch delete. You have to fire him.'

"You're my technology manager, come up with a way to delete more employees."

'Karen, you know that stupid chain e-mail that you deleted? 'Forward within two hours or a hideous spell will befall you!' I just got it too! Dee-lete!'

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

"Yeah sure, I can erase all the silly videos of you that your master has posted on the internet. It's my most popular service..."

Spamicide

'Hello, tech support? I can't seem to remove the icons from my desktop.'

Time-of-the-month club.

'The boss took note of my hi-tech abilities. He said if I were an e-mail, he'd delete me.'

'You again? OK, pal... I'm deleting you and this time you're going to stay deleted!' ~ the screen saver of Dorian Gray.

"Not discovered the 'Delete' key yet Edith?"

'As to being an accessory before or after the fact - were you in the 'enter' or 'delete' mode?'

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'