Deli Cartoons and Comics

"Jalapeño was our first bagel to go platinum."

Carnegie Deli

"Liverwurst is down an eighth, egg-salad is up two and a half, and peanut-butter-and-jelly remains unchanged."

"Where once there was one sandwich-now there are two!"

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

"The leftovers sound good."

The Neighborhood at a Glance

"See anything?"

'That's great, Bob, but I was just going to ask if you wanted anything from the deli next door.'

Bar Bar

"Take my hams, I want to lose them. Take my slaws, I'll never use them."

Shopper-Gatherers Considering The Mammoth Special At A Pleistocene Deli

Deliboys

The Salvador Deli

"On your left, you'll see the apartment where my ex-wife tore my heart out, stepped on it, and flushed it down the toilet. Also a deli."

Paninis of the Old West

"Did we mention that we spent last summer in Maine?"

"I thought of you the minute I saw it, Mrs. Webb."

"What do you have that you haven't touched?"

I assure you the animals didn't suffer. All of our meat comes from animals who died naturally of old age while vacationing in Miami.

Lawyer to client: 'I'm afraid your claim to have chipped a tooth on the Swiss cheese has too many holes in it.'

"We have our round cuts and these are our budget cuts."

The jungle grill!

"...and a half-pound of pain and anguish."

"That dead thing in the corner looks good."