Deliberate Cartoons and Comics

"Darling, are we talking deliberate, responsible left-brain love or are we talking impulsive, spontaneous, damn-the-torpedoes right-brain love?"

"I thought it would be nice if we had a forum where we could get together and have screaming tantrums."

"Whereupon the defendant let out a very sharp, hard-edged laugh that fell to the floor and painfully injured the plaintiff's right foot!"

'I heard that Ted's garage caught on fire. But only roof was burned.'

John is a moderating influence so we like to filter our proposals through his head

'I thought nine hours was a little long for a computer to deliberate a move.'

'What he lacks in slow deliberation he makes up for with quick opinions.'

What are cows supposed to be hunting?

Eleven coffees with donuts; one herb tea and bran muffin.

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"The mountain was named after a group of pioneers who stopped here and spent three months arguing about the best way around it before oncoming winter and dwindling supplies forced them to turn back."

"On a positive note, I think the board really enjoyed batting your proposal around today!"

"Oh I'm not fooled, oh no! When he spat at me, it was not a reflex action: it was premeditated and deliberate!"