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"People don't care what they're eating as long as they're the first ones to eat it."
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"We aren't so different, you and I. But, for whatever reason, you're a common breakfast snack, and I'm a delectable treat, revered the world over and reserved for special occasions. Helluva world, brother! Just glad I'm not in your paper sleeve."
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"Honestly, Anne, I fell for you before I'd ever even heard about caviar."
"I just stepped on something squishy!"
SPECIAL TODAY: Frog Legs.
'Of course I'd never have so much as looked at Timothy if it wasn't for his nose for truffles.'
'We have to put up with a fair bit to find these truffles, but we think they're worth it.'
'Personally I prefer English cooking.'
Try our frogs' legs.
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"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"
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'It didn't work -- the Egyptians ate the frogs and locusts!'
"I don't think there's time for a quadrille."
'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'
Snail ordering 'Hommes.'
Dunce stool at school with safe space on cap.
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'On your way back from the Holy Land, can you stop at Paris and pick up some creme brulee?'
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"She values her privacy."
'Humans are strange: they call us dirty, disgusting rats, but regard mouldy cheeses as delicacies...'
'Are these turtle eggs?'
Man catching a bird on Nelson's Column.
"Jean-Pierre, homemade caviar for table six, please!"
'Not again! Just when you've eaten and are totally full, one of the family decides to incite a locust swarm.'
I hope you didn't come by bus!
'We'll have to cut back on the caviar, Oscar!'