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Gas truck that has run out of gas.
Tags:gas, gasoline, petrol, diesel, fuel, fuels, kerosine, benzine, truck, trucks, trucking, trucker, truckers, delivery, deliver, deliveries, delivered, delivering, ran out, run out, broken down, break down, break downs, breaking down, roadside, road, roads, vehicle, vehicles, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Tag! Your salary's frozen."
A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.
Tags:post, mail, letter, letters, delivery, delivering, mailman, mailmen, postman, postmen, mail carrier, mail carriers, letter carrier, letter carriers, postal worker, postal workers, postwoman, postwomen, working woman, working women, working mother, working mothers, working mom, working moms, working mum, working mums, take your kid to work day, take-your-kid-to-work day, kid, kids, child, children, baby, babies, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, stroller, strollers, baby carrier, baby carriers, baby carriage, baby carriages, career day, career days
"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."
"Dear USPS - Julie Michael's mail is no longer in care of Apt. 8-B. She has moved out to Queens. Queens!! Can you believe it??? Three years I devoted to that woman! Oh, well. C'est la vie. I'll find someone else I suppose. Eventually. Yeah, right!"
Tags:forward mail, forwards mail, forwarding mail, neighbor, neighbors, neighbour, neighbours, mailbox, mailboxes, breakup, breakups, break-up, break-ups, breakup, breakups, breaking up, split up, splits up, splitting up, heartbreak, heartbreaking, heartbroken, love, loves, post, posts, postbox, postboxes, delivery, deliveries, deliver, delivers, delivering
'Honey, the delivery guy is here.'
'For faster service next time use Email. Thank you!'
'There must be like a hundred of them in there!'
Santa delivering newspapers
"Flight 570 reports its starboard engines sucked in Dasher and Dancer and the port intakes just got Donner and Blitzen!"
Tags:flight control, flight controls, flight controller, air traffic, air traffic control, air traffic controls, santa, santa claus, sleigh, sleighs, deliver, delivers, delivering, present, presents, gift, gifts, airline, airlines, airliner, airliners, airplane, airplanes, jet engine, jet engines, sucked into a jet engine, jet intake, reindeer, delivery, deliveries, christmas, christmas season, holiday season, die, dies, dying, death, deaths, christmas eve
"How cute! A smiley face on my pink slip."
Tags:smiley, smileys, smile, smiles, smiley face, smiley faces, pink slip, pink slips, fire, fired, fires, sack, sacks, sacking, sackings, firings, downsize, downsizes, downsizing, corporate downsizing, corporate culture, bad news, deliver, delivers, delivering, delivery, deliveries, notice, notices, notification, notifications, optimist, optimists, glass half full
'I don't think I could have picked a tougher line of work.'
'Our delivery time was 45 minutes. But thanks to new technology, it's now 45 seconds.'
A coffin is carelessly delivered
"Shush, darling. Daddy's delivering his opening monologue."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, daddy, family, families, breakfast, breakfasts, brunch, brunches, meal, meals, mealtime, eating together, family meal, family meals, dinner table, dinner tables, opening, openings, monologue, monologues, opening monologue, delivering, oration, orations, orator, orators, speech, speeches, shush, quiet, silence
"What you want is Woodland Avenue."
Tags:post, mail, letter, letters, delivery, deliveries, delivering, mailman, mailmen, postman, postmen, mail carrier, mail carriers, letter carrier, letter carriers, postal worker, postal workers, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, raccoon, raccoons, deer, forest, woodland, wrong address, lost, mistake, mistakes, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, street name, street names
ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!
Reindeer in back of the plane wearing scarf that says 'Thanks for all the business'.
'Say it with flowers' van driver sticks a cactus up to an aggressive driver.
'But I took the day off because you said you were delivering today.'
'Wrong! I'm not delivering this pizza to your house!'
'Federal Express has a new service - delivery from evil by 10.30am, weekdays and Saturdays.'
Santa sends it all by FedEx.