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'I need something with a huge cargo rack and unlimited mileage.'
'Yes sir, this baby's turbo charged, fuel injected and has CD and DVD! Forget 'reindeer power' Mr Claus... and say hello to Horse Power!'
Santa's designated driver.
Under New Management.
New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.
'Yeah, yeah... sure buddy, and I'm the bloody Tooth Fairy...!'
Father Christmas under CCTV surveillance going down a chimney.
"BA's nicked our landing slots!"
Santa Goes Hybrid.
Page from Santa's photo album showing Rudolph's eye view.
Christmas Eve, and Rudolph leads the other reindeer in a Qi Gong session charging his nose with Qi to maintain its customary glow in the process.
'What did you think I did the rest of the year?'
Aliens collide with Santa.
Bah, humbug. As if worrying about pigeon droppings wasn't bad enough.
I'm not trying to be hip. The reindeer went on strike.
May there be light in your life.
@#$&* Lead Toys!
What were those reindeer games that the other reindeer wouldn't let poor Rudolph join in?
While Santa's Hybrid Sled has made environmentalists and animal rights activists happy, there isn't much room left for toys.
Decisions, decisions, decisions...nose choices,
'I should have used the glow from your nose sooner, Rudolph, and Jennifer's toys wouldn't be at Joe's.'
'It's ugly but uses far less energy.'
'This is the coldest December 24 on record so we should watch for stowaways going south.'
'In order to give children what they want these days, I now have to hire electronic technicians instead of elves.'