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Cheese of the Week: Brie
Tags:brie, cheese, gourmet, cheese lover, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, delivery, deliver, delivered, delivers, mail, mailman, mail order, mail orders, post, postal, posted, postal order, post order, slot, through the slot, through the door, melted cheese, grilled cheese, grill, melt, melting, grills, mess, messes, messy
"Tag! Your salary's frozen."
"He'll deliver his own toys this year."
'I wasn't in a bar!! I smell like smoke because I've been going down chimneys all flippin' night!'
Tags:santa, santa claus, christmas, christmases, christmasy, december 25th, december, christmas eve, bar, bars, drink, drinks, drinking, drunk, deliver, delivery, delivers, delivered, chimney, chimneys, smoke, smokes, smoking, accused, accusing, wife, work, working, job, jobs, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'This is going to be a long night.'
Tags:santa, santa claus, reindeer, reindeers, sleigh, december 25th, christmas day, christmas eve, presents, present, gift, gifts, deliver, delivery, delivers, delivered, fly, flies, flied, flying, fall, fallen, fell, falls, trip, tripped, trips, long night, clumsy, christmas lights, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Dear USPS - Julie Michael's mail is no longer in care of Apt. 8-B. She has moved out to Queens. Queens!! Can you believe it??? Three years I devoted to that woman! Oh, well. C'est la vie. I'll find someone else I suppose. Eventually. Yeah, right!"
Tags:forward mail, forwards mail, forwarding mail, neighbor, neighbors, neighbour, neighbours, mailbox, mailboxes, breakup, breakups, break-up, break-ups, breakup, breakups, breaking up, split up, splits up, splitting up, heartbreak, heartbreaking, heartbroken, love, loves, post, posts, postbox, postboxes, delivery, deliveries, deliver, delivers, delivering
'Honey, the delivery guy is here.'
'You didn't bring any war toys did you?'
'I'm tired of hunting and gathering... doesn't anyone deliver?'
"Flight 570 reports its starboard engines sucked in Dasher and Dancer and the port intakes just got Donner and Blitzen!"
Tags:flight control, flight controls, flight controller, air traffic, air traffic control, air traffic controls, santa, santa claus, sleigh, sleighs, deliver, delivers, delivering, present, presents, gift, gifts, airline, airlines, airliner, airliners, airplane, airplanes, jet engine, jet engines, sucked into a jet engine, jet intake, reindeer, delivery, deliveries, christmas, christmas season, holiday season, die, dies, dying, death, deaths, christmas eve
"Ha! Hey, Ralph, this says it's to go to Sea-Park, but it's the wrong address. Weird, huh? Ralph!"
"Delivery in thirty minutes or your pizza is free(zing)."
Tags:deliver, delivers, delivery, pizza, pizzas, cold pizza, cold pizzas, terms and conditions, fine print, offer, offers, deal, deals, shifty, dealing, dealings, guarantee, guarantees, ad, ads, advert, adverts, advertisement, advertisements, technicality, technicalities, asterisk, asterisks, advertising, mislead, misled, misleading
"You must be the fellow who ordered a friend on Amazon."
"I would like the 12 inch pizza with extra anchovies and mozzarella. Can you deliver?"
'I don't think I could have picked a tougher line of work.'
"How cute! A smiley face on my pink slip."
Tags:smiley, smileys, smile, smiles, smiley face, smiley faces, pink slip, pink slips, fire, fired, fires, sack, sacks, sacking, sackings, firings, downsize, downsizes, downsizing, corporate downsizing, corporate culture, bad news, deliver, delivers, delivering, delivery, deliveries, notice, notices, notification, notifications, optimist, optimists, glass half full
"Congrats! It's a spork."
Tags:baby, babies, newborn, newborns, deliver, delivers, delivery, delivered, hospital, maternity, maternity ward, maternity wards, inheritance, inherit, inherits, blended inheritance, blend, blends, blending, resemblance, resemblances, parental resemblance, resemble, resembles, resembling, spork, sporks, fork, forks, spoon, spoons
A coffin is carelessly delivered
"I cant do that! Who's gonna deliver the mail?!"
'Do you deliver?'
"Never Again." (bird sitting on a giant egg).
Reindeer in back of the plane wearing scarf that says 'Thanks for all the business'.
Workers cross boundaries to get an energy supply.
Tags:energy, energy supply, energy supplies, energy independent, energy independence, europe, european, eu, european union, electricity, power supply, power supplies, foreign source, foreign sources, cross borders, crossing borders, crossed borders, deliver, delivers, delivery, electric, delivery, abroad, foreign, dependence, border, lend
'Do not answer the door bell until I say so. . . if the pizza guy doesn't deliver our order in 15 minutes, we get our pizza for free.'