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'Yes, I am 100% positive that I didn't order a medium pizza with extra mice and sparrows.'
"Oh, Lord! Now we're getting resumes along with the Chinese menus."
Tags:business, businesses, small business, business owner, business owners, resumes, resume, cv, curriculum vitae, employment, employer, employers, employee, employees, unemployment, urban, flat, flats, apartment, apartments, chinese food, chinese food menu, menu, menus, food, foods, takeout, takeaway, delivery, restaurant, restaurants, fast food, marketing, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, ad, ads, mail, mailbox, junk mail, mailer, mailers, flyer, flyers, c/v, c/vs
Cheese of the Week: Brie
Tags:brie, cheese, gourmet, cheese lover, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, delivery, deliver, delivered, delivers, mail, mailman, mail order, mail orders, post, postal, posted, postal order, post order, slot, through the slot, through the door, melted cheese, grilled cheese, grill, melt, melting, grills, mess, messes, messy
"I, of course, meant seven business days."
Tags:god, gods, creation, creationism, creationist, creationists, beginning of the universe, creation of the universe, big bang, the big bang, the big bang theory, seven days, 7 days, genesis, book of genesis, the book of genesis, business days, business week, delivery, deliveries, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, disappointment, disappointments, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes
"If you must know—pizza, pepperoni pizza, and I'm going to relish every damn bite."
Tags:food, delivery, pizza, pizzas, pepperoni, woman, women, diet, diets, dieting, eating healthy, healthy eating, healthy diet, eating habits, junk food, unhealthy, health, healthy, vegetables, veggies, vegetables, veggie, fruit, fruits, veg, carrot, carrots, asparagus, pear, pears, apple, apples, bean, beans, relish, enjoy, enjoyment, fitness, giving in, cheat day, cheat days
"Dammit! I swallowed another one!"
Tags:storks, stork, babies, baby, new born babies, new born baby, congratulations, birth, birthday, deliveries, delivery, flies, fly, insect, insects, incompetence, compensation, swallowed a fly, swallow, malpractice, medical malpractice, medical insurance, obstetrics, obstetricians, obstetrician, deliveryman, delivery men
Gas truck that has run out of gas.
Tags:gas, gasoline, petrol, diesel, fuel, fuels, kerosine, benzine, truck, trucks, trucking, trucker, truckers, delivery, deliver, deliveries, delivered, delivering, ran out, run out, broken down, break down, break downs, breaking down, roadside, road, roads, vehicle, vehicles, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Sorry I'm late. It took me forever to find this place."
Tags:delivery, delivered, fast food, takeaway, takeout, pizza, pizzas, food, foods, food delivery, delivery guy, delivery person, delivery man, maze, mazes, directions, lost, mice, mouse, rat, rats, rodent, rodents, lab rat, lab rats, lab mice, lab mouse, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking mice
A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.
Tags:post, mail, letter, letters, delivery, delivering, mailman, mailmen, postman, postmen, mail carrier, mail carriers, letter carrier, letter carriers, postal worker, postal workers, postwoman, postwomen, working woman, working women, working mother, working mothers, working mom, working moms, working mum, working mums, take your kid to work day, take-your-kid-to-work day, kid, kids, child, children, baby, babies, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, stroller, strollers, baby carrier, baby carriers, baby carriage, baby carriages, career day, career days
"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."
"Half a dozen brown—three large, three jumbo!"
Tags:animal, animals, rooster, roosters, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, chick, chicks, egg, eggs, large, brown, jumbo, kid, kids, child, children, baby, babies, pregnancy, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, new parent, new parents, hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, maternity ward, obstetrics ward, delivery ward, waiting area, waiting areas, waiting room, waiting rooms, new father, new dad, expectant parents, expectant father, expectant dad, delivery, deliveries, delivering a baby, having a baby, good news
"Chinese food? I'll call it in if you'll pick it up."
"It's hard for me to tell if my father's having been in the delivery room when I was born is a real factor in my over-all sense of well-being."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, baby, babies, childbirth, childbirths, birth, births, pregnancy, having kids, having children, mental health, self-esteem, self-confidence, presence, delivery, deliveries, delivering a baby, delivering babies, delivery room, delivery rooms, maternity ward, maternity wards, hospital, hospitals, well-being, factor, factors, influence, influences, health, healthy, millennial, millennials, modern life, modern parenting, modern childbirth, worries, worried, anxious, anxiety, fragile
'55 minutes? Really? And you call yourself the fastest land mammal?'
A stone in a cave has letters shoved into it.
Tags:post, mail, mailman, mailmen, letter, letters, letter carrier, letter carriers, vacation, vacations, vacationing, delivery, deliveries, out, out for the day, late notice, late notices, move, moves, moving, move house, moves house, moving house, notice, notices, bill, bills, build up, builds up, building up
"Whatever happened on that other island, this is the way he likes it now."
Tags:food, takeaway, takeaways, takeout, takeout, take-out, take-outs, delivery, container, containers, box, boxes, chinese, to go, new york, new york city, ny, nyc, ape, apes, giant ape, giant apes, gorilla, gorillas, giant, giants, monster, monsters, movie, movies, film, films, movie monster, movie monsters, sacrifice, sacrifices, sacrificing, offering, offerings, taste, tastes
"Get me room service."
'Sorry, sir, but I had to throw all your t-bone steaks to your dogs so they wouldn't attack me. . . um. . . that'll be $49.71 please. . .'
"Save some for Mommy, Princess."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, pets as kids, fur baby, fur babies, kid, kids, child, children, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenthood, parenting, pet parent, pet parents, chinese food, chinese take-out, chinese take-away, chinese takeaway, chinese takeout, chinese delivery, food, people food, takeout, take-out, takeaway, take-away, delivery, container, containers, box, boxes, save some, share, sharing, family, families, modern life, modern family
Tags:king, kings, ruler, rulers, royal, royals, royalty, monarch, monarchs, sovereign, sovereigns, throne, thrones, folding chair, folding chairs, chair, chairs, seat, seats, furniture, new furniture, delivery, waiting for a delivery, deliverymen, deliveryman, special delivery, shipping, mail, mailing, waiting, waiting time, delay, delays, impatient, uncomfortable, awkward, finally, at last
"Package deliveries on Sundays? That makes the weekend so much more exciting."