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Paperboy delivers the Avian news to his bird customers.
"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."
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'Sorry, sir, but I had to throw all your t-bone steaks to your dogs so they wouldn't attack me. . . um. . . that'll be $49.71 please. . .'
It's not the destination, but the journey that counts. Until you screw up. Then it's all about the destination.
'Donny and I are taking a year off to volunteer for the Pizza Corps.'
'It's a side gig.'
"I'd like to order a pizza. Any kind of pizza will do. What I really need to know is what your delivery guy is like...height, weight, muscle mass, percentage of body fat..."
"He's on break, and boy, did you pick a bad time to check in!"
"I call the last piece."
'And here's a look at our ancient ancestor after being thrown on a door step.'
'Do not answer the door bell until I say so. . . if the pizza guy doesn't deliver our order in 15 minutes, we get our pizza for free.'
FedUp.(FedEx delivery van and employee).
'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'
Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.
'Sorry it's cold. When you asked for hot pizza, I thought you meant stolen.'
'16 years old and I already have a company car!'
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'I'd be more impressed that you bought me flowers if you didn't take a job as a delivery boy to get the employee discount.'
'What's twenty percent of $17.56?'
'They're not out of town. They just watch entirely too much television.'
Graduations and Pizza Delivery Job
Graduation and Pizza Delivery Job
'We should dispose of the evidence.'
"Apparently he's making demands. Anyone know what they are?"
"Express pizza, please!"