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Instead of an olive branch, the dove brings a delivery pizza back to Noah's Ark.
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Alternative Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons
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An emergency vehicle reads "pizza" in reverse on its hood.
"Well, I'm going to need you guys to line up in order of urgency. First the wine guy, then the plumber, and the the sock subscription guy."
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Thank you, Essential Workers
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"It's a pilot program."
A coffin is carelessly delivered
'I warned you to stop snarfing down the free samples!'
"This way up."
"Sorry, but this is 1233A... 1233B is over there!"
Forget what those old coots told you...
Tags:trucking, truckers, prankster, pranksters, practical joke, joker, jokers, sense of humour, delivery driver, delivery drivers, trucks, truck, trucker, practical jokes, prank, pranks, pranking, asking directions, getting directions, geezer, geezers, geezer humour, geezer humor, old coot, old coots
'Remember, don't go flat until he's late with a delivery.'
"My organisation has got a very urgent and important parcel. I can't tell you where to pick it up, I can't tell you where to deliver it and I can't tell you about the content because my organisation is the secret service."
"....Sir, it's not out problem if you live at the wrong address!"
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'Give me a break, officer. Strickly speaking I am meals-on-wheels.'
"I was at home all day yesterday so when do I want you to re-deliver? Yesterday!"
Tags:courier, couriers, delivery, deliveries, delivery driver, delivery drivers, post, postmen, postman, post office, post offices, mailmen, mailman, letter, letters, letterbox, letterboxes, letter-box, letter-boxes, delivery date, delivery dates, customer, customers, complaint, complaints, complain, complains, complaining
Truck driver taking lunch break drinks out of tank of milk attached to his truck.
"That was Mr. Marquez. The delivery guy has taken him the wrong part three times."
Delivery driver opens back of truck to find a bear eating his cargo of honey.
Broken down overnight courier
'Well, Boss, I can't tell you exactly where the delivery van is because the tide is still in...'
"Hurry up! I'm gasping for a cheese sandwhich."
"I don't get it...that was another customer on the phone who says they haven't received their order...!"