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Instead of an olive branch, the dove brings a delivery pizza back to Noah's Ark.
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An emergency vehicle reads "pizza" in reverse on its hood.
A coffin is carelessly delivered
'I warned you to stop snarfing down the free samples!'
"This way up."
"Sorry, but this is 1233A... 1233B is over there!"
Forget what those old coots told you...
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'Remember, don't go flat until he's late with a delivery.'
"My organisation has got a very urgent and important parcel. I can't tell you where to pick it up, I can't tell you where to deliver it and I can't tell you about the content because my organisation is the secret service."
"....Sir, it's not out problem if you live at the wrong address!"
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'Give me a break, officer. Strickly speaking I am meals-on-wheels.'
"I was at home all day yesterday so when do I want you to re-deliver? Yesterday!"
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Truck driver taking lunch break drinks out of tank of milk attached to his truck.
"That was Mr. Marquez. The delivery guy has taken him the wrong part three times."
Delivery driver opens back of truck to find a bear eating his cargo of honey.
'Yes... it's one of ours. Looks like Riley with some minor wing damage.'
Broken down overnight courier
'Well, Boss, I can't tell you exactly where the delivery van is because the tide is still in...'
"You know, Christmas isn't the only time I'm busy. ..the rest of the year I deliver for Amazon."
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New To The Job: Pizza Delivery Guy
"I now make deliveries in the off-season too."
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Yes, I specialize in small, short-distance transportation!"
"I don't get it...that was another customer on the phone who says they haven't received their order...!"
"Let's see. 12 bald cures, 15 back hair removal ads, and 27 male enhancement ads. That's pretty much it."