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Instead of an olive branch, the dove brings a delivery pizza back to Noah's Ark.
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religion, religious, bible, biblical, old testament, genesis, book of genesis, noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, boat, boats, animal, animals, bird, birds, dove, doves, pizza, pizza, pizza delivery, pizza deliveries, delivery pizza, delivery pizzas, delivery driver, delivery drivers, deliverymen, deliveryman, driver, drivers, fresh pizza, fresh pizzas, service, customer service, pizza parlour, pizza parlour, pizza parlor, pizza parlors, pizza shop, pizza shops, pizza store, pizza stores, pizzeria, pizzerias, modern life"Well, I'm going to need you guys to line up in order of urgency. First the wine guy, then the plumber, and the the sock subscription guy."
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delivery, delivery services, delivery service, delivered, delivery driver, delivery drivers, urgency, urgent, priority, priorities, prioritizing, prioritized, prioritize, prioritising, prioritised, prioritise, wine, wines, wine lover, wine lovers, necessity, necessities, subscription, subscriptionsThank you, Essential Workers
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thank you, thanks, thank yous, gratitude, grateful, gratefulness, essential worker, essential workers, key worker, key workers, first responder, first responders, health care worker, health care workers, doctor, doctors, nurse, farm worker, farm workers, farmer, farmers, delivery worker, delivery workers, delivery driver, delivery drivers, sanitation workers, sanitation worker, transportation worker, transportation workers, journalist, journalists, grocery workers, retail workers, retail worker, pharmacist, pharmacists, advocates, advocate, activist, activists, stay home, save lives, covid-19, covid 19, corona, coronavirus, novel coronavirus, corona virus, novel corona virus, pandemic, pandemics, self-isolation, social distancing, quarantine, quarantines, quarantined, lockdown, lockdownsForget what those old coots told you...
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trucking, truckers, prankster, pranksters, practical joke, joker, jokers, sense of humour, delivery driver, delivery drivers, trucks, truck, trucker, practical jokes, prank, pranks, pranking, asking directions, getting directions, geezer, geezers, geezer humour, geezer humor, old coot, old coots"My organisation has got a very urgent and important parcel. I can't tell you where to pick it up, I can't tell you where to deliver it and I can't tell you about the content because my organisation is the secret service."
"....Sir, it's not out problem if you live at the wrong address!"
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courier, couriers, delivery, deliveries, delivery driver, delivery drivers, delivery men, delivery man, customer service, customer services, address, addresses, post, postage, postmen, postman, mailmen, mailman, delivery address, delivery addresses, complaint, complaints, complain, complains, complaining'Give me a break, officer. Strickly speaking I am meals-on-wheels.'
"I was at home all day yesterday so when do I want you to re-deliver? Yesterday!"
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courier, couriers, delivery, deliveries, delivery driver, delivery drivers, post, postmen, postman, post office, post offices, mailmen, mailman, letter, letters, letterbox, letterboxes, letter-box, letter-boxes, delivery date, delivery dates, customer, customers, complaint, complaints, complain, complains, complainingTruck driver taking lunch break drinks out of tank of milk attached to his truck.
"That was Mr. Marquez. The delivery guy has taken him the wrong part three times."
Delivery driver opens back of truck to find a bear eating his cargo of honey.
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honey, honeys, honey bear, honey bears, bear, bears, grizzly, grizzlies, grizzly bear, grizzly bears, truck, trucks, van, vans, cargo, cargos, cargoes, delivery driver, delivery drivers, deliveries, delivery, product, products, wild animal, wild animals'Yes... it's one of ours. Looks like Riley with some minor wing damage.'
Broken down overnight courier
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package, packages, post, postal, mail, couriers, courier, overnight, broken down, delivery service, deliveries, delivery driver, delivery drivers, push, pushing, van, vans'Well, Boss, I can't tell you exactly where the delivery van is because the tide is still in...'
"You know, Christmas isn't the only time I'm busy. ..the rest of the year I deliver for Amazon."
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santa claus, santa, st nick, st. nick, st nicholas, saint nick, saint nicholas, st. nicholas, festive period, festive season, delivery driver, delivery drivers, delivery, deliveries, courier, couriers, seasonal work, seasonal job, seasonal jobs, christmas, delivery, amazon, working, jobs, occupations, retail, home delivery"I have to send this back. Unfortunately, there were eight kilos between order and delivery."