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"Sorry I'm late. It took me forever to find this place."
'Honey, the delivery guy is here.'
"Hold on, I have to buzz you in."
"I'd like to order a pizza. Any kind of pizza will do. What I really need to know is what your delivery guy is like...height, weight, muscle mass, percentage of body fat..."
Where Box Turtles Come From
Clerk: 'Boy that Delivery guy sure has a THICK accent!'
"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."
"Sorry, but this is 1233A... 1233B is over there!"
'A tip? Well...do you have any transistors?'
'The pizza is missing a slice that I had to give to your dog.'
'First, we barked at the delivery guy. Then we dug in the flowers and chased the neighbor's cat. So, I guess we're all guilty...of being dogs!'
'Part of the fun of ordering over the internet is getting to see that cute overnight delivery man.'
'Say it with Timber'
"That's a little discouraging. Our CEO was our pizza delivery guy."