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"This feels a little over the top for pad thai."
"Sorry I'm late. It took me forever to find this place."
Tags:delivery, delivered, fast food, takeaway, takeout, pizza, pizzas, food, foods, food delivery, delivery guy, delivery person, delivery man, maze, mazes, directions, lost, mice, mouse, rat, rats, rodent, rodents, lab rat, lab rats, lab mice, lab mouse, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking mice
"I am a golem, but on weekends I do Domino's."
"What if I'm actually in love with the mailman?"
"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."
Tags:king, kings, royal, royalty, pizza, pizzas, pizza delivery, pizza deliveries, order, ordering, orders, delivery man, delivery men, deliveryman, deliverymen, delivery boy, delivery person, delivery people, pizza delivery man, pizza delivery men, pizza deliveryman, pizza deliverymen, pizza delivery person, pizza delivery people, throne, thrones, wealth, wealthy, rich, wealthy people, wealthy person, rich people, rich person, privilege, privileged, pizza restaurant, pizza restaurants
'Sorry, sir, but I had to throw all your t-bone steaks to your dogs so they wouldn't attack me. . . um. . . that'll be $49.71 please. . .'
"Well I have to go, my ride is here."
It's not the destination, but the journey that counts. Until you screw up. Then it's all about the destination.
Alternative Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons
Tags:ordinary, ordinary heroes, ordinarily, everyday, every day, every-day, everyday heroes, every day heroes, every-day heroes, heroes, hero, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, dean, deans, education, educational, educate, educated, superintendent, superintendent, food deliveryman, delivery, deliveryman, delivery man, delivery driver, balloon, parade, parades, honour, honouring, honor, honoring, honors, honours, parade day, thanksgiving, thanksgiving day parade, celebrate, celebrates, celebrations
'Honey, the delivery guy is here.'
"No, sir, they don't come with the cubicle—you have to order the cubicle separately."
Tags:office worker, office workers, office work, office job, office jobs, office cubicle, office cubicles, bad manager, bad managers, bad management, management style, management styles, new job, new jobs, out of touch, boss bosses, delivery, deliveries, delivery man, delivery men, delivery people, delivery person, battery, batteries, no batteries, disappointment, disappointments, let-down, let down, let-downs, let downs
"Watch ya back. Hotshot coming through!"
"You've got the wrong address, Mac."
"Mr. Mosbacher, are you expecting anything via U.P.S.?"
"Who's the new guy?"
Tags:robot, robots, newbie, newbies, office, offices, workplace, workplaces, job, jobs, new employee, new employees, delivery service, delivery services, delivery, delivery man, delivery men, delivery, new guy, new guys, question, questions, hired, hire, hires, hiring, management, management team, managerial department, roboticist, roboticists, robots take over, the future, modernity, modernism
This Side Up.
"Where are the cheese sticks?"
Tags:delivery, deliveries, pizza, pizzas, delivery man, delivery men, order, orders, ordering, cheese stick, cheese sticks, eskimos, arctic, inconvenient, inconvenience, forgotten item, forgotten items, missing item, missing items, out of the way, location, locations, antarctic, antarctica, igloo, igloos, redeliver, redelivers, redelivery, frustration, frustrations, frustrating, infuriating
"That's the problem with e-mail - no one to bite."
Tags:mailmen, mailman, postmen, postman, mail-men, mail-man, post office, postal service, postal services, letter, letters, dog, dogs, canine, canines, natural enemy, natural enemies, bite, bites, dog attack, dog attacks, dog bite, dog bites, email, emails, e-mail, e-mails, technological advances, technological advancements, delivery men, delivery man
'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'
'Are we expecting a fleet of super-size handcarts?'
'How many pints have you had?'
"I just have this feeling that if I drove off a cliff, nobody would really miss me."
Tags:croutons, crouton, optional extra, optional extras, pointless, pointlessness, worthless, worthlessness, truck driver, truck drivers, surplus to requirement, surplus to requirements, niche job, niche jobs, modern life, delivery, delivery man, delivery men, delivery truck, snack, snacks, soup, soups, salad, salads
When postmen have nightmares.
"I got Golden Ash Blond No. 334, just like you said."
Tags:rapunzel, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, hair dye, hair dyes, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, beauty product, beauty products, home delivery, delivery man, delivery men, princess in the tower, handsome prince, the handsome prince, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, hair colour
'I's nice! Fresh eggs, fresh milk and...fresh books.'