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"Sorry I'm late. It took me forever to find this place."
"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."
"No, sir, they don't come with the cubicle—you have to order the cubicle separately."
"Unfortunately, Lance can't be here tonight to accept this award. But it's a thrill and an honor for me to accept it on his behalf on my way over to his place with his small onion and pepperoni."
A stork races a deer while both carry a newborn.
'Now that we've broken both the Pentagon's and Domino's passwords, we can order our pizzas be delivered in tanks.'
'Martha, did you order a 100 pound bag of peanuts?'
'I'm sorry, I only deliver - we're not allowed to chew the meat for you.'