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"Thank YOU Amazon!"
Tags:shipping, shipped, fast shipping, delivery service, delivery services, online shopping, online shops, online shopper, online shoppers, quick service, doorstep delivery, doorstep deliveries, racism, racism, forest, forests, people, decapitation, decapitated, decapitate, capitalist, capitalism, consumerism, consumer society, consumers, shop, shops, shopping, shopped, shopper, shoppers
"Well, I'm going to need you guys to line up in order of urgency. First the wine guy, then the plumber, and the the sock subscription guy."
Tags:delivery, delivery services, delivery service, delivered, delivery driver, delivery drivers, urgency, urgent, priority, priorities, prioritizing, prioritized, prioritize, prioritising, prioritised, prioritise, wine, wines, wine lover, wine lovers, necessity, necessities, subscription, subscriptions
"Who's the new guy?"
Tags:robot, robots, newbie, newbies, office, offices, workplace, workplaces, job, jobs, new employee, new employees, delivery service, delivery services, delivery, delivery man, delivery men, delivery, new guy, new guys, question, questions, hired, hire, hires, hiring, management, management team, managerial department, roboticist, roboticists, robots take over, the future, modernity, modernism
'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'
"'It's the thought that counts' means think about the guy who has to carry the refrigerator down the chimney!"
Tags:christmas, santa claus, xmas, x-mas, santa, father christmas, st. nicholas, st. nick, saint nicholas, saint nick, present, presents, appliance, appliances, bulky gift, bulky gifts, fridge, fridges, refrigerator, refrigerators, gift delivery, delivery service, delivery services, cliche, cliches, saying, sayings, holiday, holidays, gift giving, gift-giving
"But I Didn't Get a Gift For You" Express Service
Urgent Overnite Delivery
Tags:modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, delivery, deliveries, parcel, parcels, next day delivery, next day deliveries, urgent, urgent delivery, urgent deliveries, delivery service, delivery services, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, broken window, broken windows, modern technology, modern technologies, office building, office buildings
Magazine Delivery Service: Warning - We Make Periodic Stops.
"Post office drone is right on time."
Tags:post office, postal service, postal services, postal delivery, postal delivery system, postal delivery systems, postal delivery service, postal delivery services, drone, drones, unmanned drone, unmanned drones, delivery, deliveries, delivery service, delivery services, immediate delivery, immediate deliveries, modern times, modern life, modern day, on time, ecommerce, e-commerce
'How things have changed Mr Twinkle.'
"Mom, when you were pregnant with me, did I have a tracking number so you could check on my delivery status?"
"Yes, I'm the cardiologist, Dr. Johnson, ordering a pizza, and there's a nice tip in it for you if you deliver it discreetly."
Tags:pizza, pizzas, delivery, deliveries, delivery service, delivery services, doctor, doctors, cardiologist, cardiologists, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasures, ordering pizza, discreet, discretion, secret, secrets, keeping a secret, keeping secrets, deliver, delivers, inappropriate, skiving, craving, cravings
"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"
'Did you order something from Amazon?'
Tracking app: '3 minutes ago, we couldn't deliver your toilet paper parcel because you didn't answer the door.'
Tags:delivery services, delivery service, online shopping, oneline shopper, online shoppers, tracking app, tracking apps, tracking systems, tracking system, parcel, package, packages, parcels, e-commerce, ecommerce, delivery, deliveries, delivery time, delivery times, inconvenient, inconvenience, door, doors, answer the door, answering the door, toilet, toilets, toilet paper, bathroom tissue, bathroom tissues
"Hello, delivery service? When will my dog food parcel be delivered... Is it urgent? Yes, it's very urgent!!"
'Fine. You can have music. I'll be the god of ... of ... speedy delivery! I will be The Fleet-Footed Messenger of the Gods.'
"Of course I could have delivered this letter into your post box but hauling it up to the fourth floor is my personal pleasure! Ummmhh....I mean it's my personal service!"
Another Industry Has A Volcanic Eruption
U.S. Post Office: Local, Out of Town, How Should We Know?
Sorry, you were out when we called. . .
US Postal service faces mail delivery cuts due to lost revenues.