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"We grow all our own bad-tasting ugly things."
Tags:modern life, modern attitudes, grow your own, home grown, veg, veggies, vegetable, vegetables, home cook, home cooking, fresh cooking, deluded, delusional, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, bad cook, bad cooks, bad food, home-grown, hipster, hipsters, show off, show offs, showing off, show-off, show-offs
Still fits like a glove after all these years!
"And to your right you'll see an extremely troubled young woman who thinks she's a tour guide."
Tags:urban, urban life, urban living, city, cities, gig economy, travel, travelling, tour, tours, touring, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, on holiday, tourism, tourist, tourists, tourist trap, tourist traps, sketchy, bad tours, tour guide, guide, guides, delusion, deluded, crazy, language, speech patterns, speech, word play, play on words, city life
'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'
"He used to think he was Napoleon - now he thinks he's Trump."
Tags:political, politics, napoleon, napoleon complex, complex, elect, elected, election, elects, elections, electing, trump, donald trump, d trump, president, presidency, president trump, modern, modern america, the us, 2016, election 2016, modern life, delusion, deluded, delusions, mental, mental illness
My Holdings So Far
Tags:properties, real estate, holdings, property holdings, business holdings, business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, business people, business executive, business executive, owner, ownership, owners, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, stationary, office stationary, office stuff, office paraphernalia, desk, desks, office desk, office desks, deluded, delusional, holding company, holding companies, stationery nerd
"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."
Tags:offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobs, cubicle, cubicles, office cubicle, office cubicles, email, emails, subscription email, subscription emails, unsubscribe, unsubscribing, subscription, subscriptions, disorganised, disorganized, disorganisation, disorganization, mess, messy, in a messy, messy person, messy people, clutter, deluded, delusional
Baby Boomers will be 100 before they think they're 50.
"O, that we could harness this wisdom."
Tags:drunk, drunks, social drinking, social drinker, social drinkers, getting drunk, pub, bar, over the limit, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, deluded, delusion, delusions, self important, self importance, self-important, self-importance, confused, confusion, wise words, wisdom, drunk wisdom
"I'm sick of waiting for the world to catch up."
"The aliens that control my brain really want me to get this job."
'Welcome to our Annual 'The Sales Goals Are Delusional' Party.'
'He doesn't like to be called an Optometrist. He prefers the title 'Visionary'!'
"Is this the first time you've realized I'm an hallucination?"
Tags:hallucination, hallucinations, footprint, footprints, footprints in the snow, imaginary friend, imaginary friends, realisation, mental health, mental health issue, mental health issues, mental health disorder, mental health disorders, realisations, realization, realizations, shock, shocks, mad, madness, going mad, delusion, delusions, deluded, illusion, illusions
"By God, we'll pull out of this mess or I'm not Otto Von Bismark."
Tags:recession, the recession, failed business, failing businesses, failing business, going into administration, board meeting, board meetings, business meeting, business meetings, meeting, meetings, otto von bismark, business manager, business managers, ceo, ceos, iron chancellor, the iron chancellor, going mad, going crazy, desperate, desperation, delusion, delusions, deluded
"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"
Tags:pub, pubs, bar, bars, date, dates, dating, relating, things in common, deluded, delusion, pick up line, pick up lines, chat up, chatting up, hit on, hitting on, first date, first dates, relationship, relationships, creepy, awkward, awkwardness, nothing in common, early riser, early risers, getting up early, early bird, early bird, morning, mornings, interest, interests, common interest, common interest, alcohol, drink, drinks, awkward conversation, awkward conversations, gender issues, unwanted attention, advances, making advances, unwanted advances, misogyny, male entitlement, male privilege
Tags:repent, repenting, repentance, repentant, unrepentant, doomsayer, doomsayers, preacher, preachers, doomsday, doomsdays, scaremonger, scaremongering, doom merchant, doom merchant, irreverent, irreverence, self deception, self-deception, misunderstand, misunderstood, misunderstanding, futile, futility, waste of time, wasted time, wasting time, modern attitudes, deluded
'So, using surgical anastomosis, the blood vessels are restructured one by one … oh, who are we kidding? There's not one of you in this room will ever be a microsurgeon!'
As you get older your eyesight may fade a little....which is a good job all things considered.
"I don't want to let being dead define me."
Tags:dead, dying, heaven, the after life, afterlife, after life, after-life, angel, angels, christianity, christian, christians, judaism, jewish, jew, jews, self define, self defined, self definition, self-define, self-defined, self-definition, theism, theist, theists, putting people in boxes, define, defined, pretentious, pretension, delusion, deluded, mistaken
"We never close, do we, Howard?"
'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'
'It's very important to have balanced diet.'
"I address all of Daniel's spelling and long-division needs."
Tags:child, kid, kids, childhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, dad, dads, son, sons, homework, home-work, school work, math, maths, mathematics, math homework, maths homework, english homework, english homework, english, spelling, long division, long-division, pab parent, bad parents, bad parenting, proud parent, proud parents, gender issues, disinterested parent, disinterested parents, deluded, deluding yourself
"I see van Gogh's influence."
Tags:van gogh, vincent van gogh, painter, painters, artist, artists, post-impressionist, post-impressionism, deluded, delusional, elephant, elephants, elephant lover, elephant lovers, animal, animals, animal lover, animal lovers, bad painter, bad painting, influence, artistic influence, influence in art, influential