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"Andy plays perfectly well with others - it's others who don't play well with Andy."
'Ok, you pretend your baby pool is magic, and I'll pretend Taco Hut is my dream job. . . Yeah. . . That's delusional!'
'I was wondering where our wedding portrait was!. . . I bet Burl put it here to keep it safe.'
'You're 25 now, Calvin. . . and you still claim your little stuffed tiger comes to life?! You have to put these delusions behind you. . .'
Maybe it's because I'm full of coffee, but I suddenly know the answers to all of life's big questions. Also I think I can see through that wall.
Denial Support Group: 'I'd like to thank you all for coming out tonight.'
"I reckon we could get 'em under the Trades Description Act!"
'Just a common cold! Finally, the second opinion we've been searching for!'
'George is much older than me. When he was 6 I was only half his age...'
'So, how long have you had this delusion that you're a psychiatrist?'
"Frankly I just don't have the heart to tell him."