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"Warp 1 - engage!"
Tags:warp 1, warp, warp drive, warp drives, hyperdrive, hyperdrives, warp speed, speed of light, space travel, space travels, space traveler, space travelers, space traveller, space travellers, pretend, pretends, pretending, delusions of grandeur, delusion, delusions, delusional, garage, garages, drive, drives, driving, driver, imagination, imaginations, imaginative, science fiction, geek, geeks, geeky, nerd, nerds, nerdy
The Delusional World of the Free-Range Chicken
"I'll be on the main drag, turning a few heads."
Tags:looker, lookers, stunner, stunners, stunning, attractive, attractiveness, outfit, outfits, head turner, head turners, turning heads, delusion, delusions, delusional, self-confident, self-confidence, confident, confidence, pretty, beautiful, gorgeous, unattractive, overconfident, overconfidence, overweight, fat shame, fat shames
Still fits like a glove after all these years!
'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'
"Does this make me think I look good?"
Tags:look good, looking good, goodlooking, good-looking, fashionista, fashionista, confident, confidence, feeling confident, feeling, feelings, delusion, delusions, delusional, delusions of grandeur, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, formal dress, formal dresses, formal wear, attire, dress the part, professional, professionals, professionalism
"When I was your age. I was really smelly."
Tags:gorgonzola, camembert, brie, cheese, cheeses, cheese shop, cheese shops, younger generation, younger generations, smell, smells, smelly cheese, smelly cheeses, bad smell, bad smells, next generation, next gen, dairy, dairy product, dairy products, soft cheese, soft cheeses, older generation, older generations, taunt, taunts, taunting, delusion, delusions, delusional, delusions of grandeur
"Well, I finally saw a shrink today."
Walter, the guy who thinks nothing's changed since 1860!
Management: The illusion of control. Middle Management: The illusion of Usefulness. Wage Earners: The Illusion of Being Appreciated.
"He used to think he was Napoleon - now he thinks he's Trump."
Tags:political, politics, napoleon, napoleon complex, complex, elect, elected, election, elects, elections, electing, trump, donald trump, d trump, president, presidency, president trump, modern, modern america, the us, 2016, election 2016, modern life, delusion, deluded, delusions, mental, mental illness
"Now who's paranoid?"
Tags:fbi, the fbi, paranoid, paranoia, delusion, delusions, delusional, conspiracy, conspiracies, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories, conspiracy theorist, conspiracy theorists, being followed, suspicious, suspicion, suspicions, two way mirror, two-way mirror, one way mirror, one-way mirror, spy, spies, secret agent, secret agents
"Trust me—sex sells."
Tags:sales technique, sales techniques, sales strategy, sales strategies, vendor, vendors, street vendor, street vendors, street cart, street carts, hot dog, hot dogs, hot dog cart, hot dog carts, street cart, street carts, entice, entices, enticing, unattractive, middle age, middle aged, unattractive, customer, customers, marketing, attracting customers, delusion, delusions, delusional, handsome
"The terrorist barriers seem to be working."
"Sharks! Hundreds of 'em! Flying sharks! Everyone out of the water! They're converging on the future!"
"I knew the artist when he was just deluding himself."
Tags:artist, artists, delusion, delusion of grandeur, painter, painters, gallery, galleries, artwork, artworks, exhibit, exhibits, exhibition, exhibitions, starving artist, starving artists, bohemian, delusions, delusions of grandeur, grandeur, ego, egos, egotist, egotists, egotistical, gallery show, art show, art shows, gallery shows, artwork, artworks, art critic, art critics, art collector, art collectors
New weight loss pills.
Baby Boomers will be 100 before they think they're 50.
"O, that we could harness this wisdom."
Tags:drunk, drunks, social drinking, social drinker, social drinkers, getting drunk, pub, bar, over the limit, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, deluded, delusion, delusions, self important, self importance, self-important, self-importance, confused, confusion, wise words, wisdom, drunk wisdom
"Get J. D. Salinger on the horn for me!"
Tags:executives, authors, writers, death, salinger, jd salinger, j.d. salinger, grandeur, delusion, delusions, delusions of grandeur, demand, demands, issue demands, issuing demands, tyrant, tyrants, boss, bosses, boss around, bosses around, bossing around, recluse, recluses, dead person, dead people, mankoff
"I always thought of myself as a romantic, dashing-outlaw sort of person. But, alas, the law makes no distinction between that and a common criminal."
Tags:outlaw, outlaws, rebel, rebels, glamor, glamorous, glamour, glamourous, criminal, criminals, criminality, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, justification, justifications, delusion, delusions, delusions of grandeur, common criminal, common criminals, rulebreaker, rulebreakers, rule breaker, rule breakers, romance, romantic
"She's a psychopathic, delusional, borderline personality—and I can say that because I'm a psychopathic, delusional, borderline personality myself."
Tags:gossip, gossips, gossiping, mental health, mental health problem, mental health problems, delusion, delusions, delusional, borderline, borderline personality, borderline personalities, psychopath, psychopaths, psychopathic, ego, ego driven, takes one to know one, diagnose, diagnoses, diagnosing, diagnosis
"You're delusional, paranoid schizophrenic, like a fox."
Tags:therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, paranoid, paranoids, paranoia, delusion, delusions, delusional, schizophrenic, schizophrenics, schizophrenia, animal, animals, fox, foxes, analysis, analyzing, analysing
"I'm sick of waiting for the world to catch up."
"The aliens that control my brain really want me to get this job."