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'I knew this would be easy. We built it last year.'
'Only one card to go.'
Newton's Cradle Wrecking Balls
A wrecking ball gets a strike in a bowling alley.
'Martha, did we receive an eviction notice yesterday?'
'I've changed my minds. Maybe we don't need open plan living.'
"We need someone with experience operating a wrecking ball. Huffing and puffing and blowing buildings down is pretty much an outdated skill these days."
Wrecking ball operator wrecks his own office building by mistake.
"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."
'We had to modify the wrecking ball so PETA wold stop complaining.'
The seemingly wanton destruction of private property corp.
"You must be the demolition team."
"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."
'The client asked to make sure you know it's the one on the left.'
After his football career, Bobby 'Header King' Grunz found a satisfying new job.
'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'
A Woman's Touch
Beware of Dog
'Wow, I'll earn my black belt in no time.'
'Can we have our ball back please?'
'This will finish it, boss!'
Wrecking Ball Clock
"But I can't run! I'm under house arrest!"