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"'Coulda, woulda, shoulda'... yeah, we get a lot of that."
Satan Fast Food
Tags:fast food, unhealthy food, unhealthy foods, bad for you, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasures, favorite food, favorite foods, favourite food, favourite foods, fatty, fatty food, fatty foods, calorie, calories, calorie counting, calorie counter, calorie counters, weight loss, lose weight, loses weight, losing weight, tempt, tempts, temptations, tempting, satan, demon, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions
"Soon, my little friend, soon."
"I feel a draft."
The Devil's Workshop
Tags:devil, devils, satan, hell, the after life, punishments, demon, demons, bottled water, water bottle, water bottles, water, capitalism, capitalist, capitalist, profiteer, profiteering, take advantage, taking advantage, consumerism, consumer, consumers, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, basic commodity, basic commodities, drought, droughts, water shortage, water shortages
"Congressman, our people would look upon it favorably if you were to oppose any additional sin taxes."
Tags:sin tax, sin taxes, tax, taxes, taxation, taxing, tax law, tax laws, sins, devil, devils, vice, vices, demon, demons, congressmen, congressman, political lobby, political lobbies, political lobbyist, political lobbyists, lobbyist, lobbyists, hades, politician, politicians, congress, house of representatives
'You think this is hot. Try having hot flashes, too.'
"Today's sermon will be followed immediately by a rebuttal from the opposition."
". . . and now for some superduper funtastic team bonding games."
"We took care of our leaf problem a long time ago."
Tags:fence, fences, wall, walls, garden, gardens, inside, indoors, home, homes, house, houses, gardening, gardeners, gardener, neighbour, neighbor, neighbors, neighbours, nosey, nosy, men, man, husband, husbands, home owner, home owners, neighborhood, neighbourhood, leaf, leaves, leaf problome, rake, raking, rakes, hell, hellish, hells, satan, satanic, devil, the devil, devils, demon, demons, punished, punishments, religious imagery
"It's getting much harder for me to distinguish good from evil. All I'm certain about is what's appropriate and what's inappropriate."
"I'm not sure if he's in - hold on while I pike around."
"So much for your attorneys."
'Yes, I sold my soul...but what could I do? They held all the papers!'
"Thank God you're here, first I need your help assembling this Ikea exorcism futon."
Tags:flatpack furniture, flatpack, flatpacks, furniture, furnitures, priest, priests, exorcism, exorcist, exorcists, futon, futons, instruction booklet, instruction guide, instructions, minister, ministers, preacher, preachers, demon, demons, possession, possessions, devil, devils, haunting, hauntings, haunted
"It's only the wish of a kind and goodhearted guy. Nothing more. No pressure. NO intimidation. Just an earnest and innocent desire, innocently and sincerely expressed. I hope you can let this go."
Performance reviews in Hell.
"My donation to the DNC had been returned."
'Okay, buddy, where's the fire?'
"Oh, and I've taken the liberty of sending anniversary cards to the axis of evil."
Tags:satan, devil, lucifer, devil, devils, satanic, demon, demons, hades, hell, axis of evil, bush, george w. bush, iran, iraq, north korea, war on terror, cards, card, greeting card, greeting cards, stationary, anniversary, anniversaries, assistant, assistants, personal assistant, personal assistants, administrative assistant, administrative assistants, secretary, secretaries, personal assistant, personal assistants
"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."
Tags:devil, devils, demon, demons, satan, satanic, deal with the devil, dealing with the devil, sins, meeting, meetings, human resources, hr, h r, media, big business, business, corporate, political, politics, politically, politically charged, appearances, realities, reality, metaphor, metaphors, executive, executives, management, managers, big business, corporations, corrupt, corruption, corrupted, evil, evilly, evils, money, wealth, wealthy, positive image, public relations, pr, p r, pr management, spin, spin doctor, rhetoric, fake, phony, phonies, lies, fake news, critique, critical, critic
"Bring in another!"
Tags:santa, santa claus, father christmas, horror, horrific, cannibalize, cannibalizes, cannibalizing, cannibalise, cannibalises, cannibalising, eat, eats, eating, child, children, kid, kids, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, dark humor, black humor, dark humour, black humour, christmas, christmas season, monster, monsters, monstrous, evil, demon, demons
"It doesn't look like a ruptured gas line to me."
"Don't worry, our benefits cover great therapy."
Tags:deal with the devil, dealing with the devil, devil, devils, demon, demons, sign your soul away, signing your soul away, new job, new jobs, nightmare job, nightmare jobs, employment contract, employment contracts, hellish job, hellish jobs, work benefit, work benefits, therapy, need therapy, workplace stress