Demons Cartoons and Comics

"'Coulda, woulda, shoulda'... yeah, we get a lot of that."

"Soon, my little friend, soon."

The Devil's Workshop

"I feel a draft."

Monster Rabbit

'You think this is hot. Try having hot flashes, too.'

"Congressman, our people would look upon it favorably if you were to oppose any additional sin taxes."

". . . and now for some superduper funtastic team bonding games."

"It's getting much harder for me to distinguish good from evil. All I'm certain about is what's appropriate and what's inappropriate."

"We took care of our leaf problem a long time ago."

"Today's sermon will be followed immediately by a rebuttal from the opposition."

'Yes, I sold my soul...but what could I do? They held all the papers!'

"So much for your attorneys."

"I'm not sure if he's in - hold on while I pike around."

"Thank God you're here, first I need your help assembling this Ikea exorcism futon."

"It's only the wish of a kind and goodhearted guy. Nothing more. No pressure. NO intimidation. Just an earnest and innocent desire, innocently and sincerely expressed. I hope you can let this go."

Performance reviews in Hell.

"My donation to the DNC had been returned."

'Okay, buddy, where's the fire?'

"Oh, and I've taken the liberty of sending anniversary cards to the axis of evil."

"Bring in another!"

"And I believe you know Demon Rum."

"With me it's neither nature nor nurture. It's Satan."

"Don't worry, our benefits cover great therapy."

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."