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The Devil's Workshop
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"Soon, my little friend, soon."
"I feel a draft."
"I can't remember whether or not I left hell on."
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"'Coulda, woulda, shoulda'... yeah, we get a lot of that."
'You think this is hot. Try having hot flashes, too.'
"Congressman, our people would look upon it favorably if you were to oppose any additional sin taxes."
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"Today's sermon will be followed immediately by a rebuttal from the opposition."
"It's getting much harder for me to distinguish good from evil. All I'm certain about is what's appropriate and what's inappropriate."
". . . and now for some superduper funtastic team bonding games."
"We took care of our leaf problem a long time ago."
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"I'm not sure if he's in - hold on while I pike around."
'Yes, I sold my soul...but what could I do? They held all the papers!'
"So much for your attorneys."
"Thank God you're here, first I need your help assembling this Ikea exorcism futon."
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Performance reviews in Hell.
"My donation to the DNC had been returned."
"It's only the wish of a kind and goodhearted guy. Nothing more. No pressure. NO intimidation. Just an earnest and innocent desire, innocently and sincerely expressed. I hope you can let this go."
'Okay, buddy, where's the fire?'
"Oh, and I've taken the liberty of sending anniversary cards to the axis of evil."
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"Bring in another!"
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"And I believe you know Demon Rum."
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"With me it's neither nature nor nurture. It's Satan."