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"I'm well aware that being dead and buried has weakened my position in the corporation."
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dead, status, status update, status updates, coffin, coffins, funeral, funerals, corporation, corporations, corporate mentality, corporate mentalities, weakened position, weakened positions, demotion, demote, demotes, demoted, demotions, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, executive, executives, dark humor, dark humour"I just want you to know, Mr. Blenner, that, like Mike Ovitz, I don't mind being Number Two."
"I'm taking you off of the Henderson account and putting you into this steel drum."
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steel drum, steel drums, demotion, demotions, demoted, demote, demotes, corporate ladder, business ladder, corporate culture, businessmen, businessman, office politics, promotional ladder, promotional ladders, big account, big accounts, office worker, office workers, lawyer, lawyers, accountant, accountants"He got demoted from human cannonball to human gumball."
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circus, circus act, circus acts, circus performer, circus performers, circus performance, circus performances, gumball, gumball machine, gumball machines, chewing gum, chewing gums, clown, clowns, human cannonball, human cannonballs, stuntman, stuntmen, stunt, stunts, demotion, demotions, demoted, demote, demotes'No, you weren't demoted, we just created a number of new positions above you.'
Marvin P. Tisdale is plucked from obscurity and returned there in record time.
'Due to the recent 'fire' incident, you'll no longer be carrying the torch for this company.'
'The good news is I've got a part-time job. The bad news is I started the day with a full-time job.'
"Your're a smart kid, Berenson. How would you like to head our Corporate Dumbing Down Division?"
'I used to think he was one of us, but because of his limited technical skills, I'm demoting him to 'dwarf geek' status.'
"Remember, Crookshank, less is more. Which brings us to your salary."
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less is more, salary, salaries, wage, wages, income, incomes, demotion, demotions, demoted, demote, demotes, demoting, corporate politics, office politics, downsize, downsizing, downsized, downsizes, salary reduction, wage reduction, wage reductions, salary reductions, cutback, cutbacks, cutting back'I always said he was on the fast track.'
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fast track, fast tracks, trapdoor, trapdoors, trap door trap doors, trap-door, trap-doors, promotion, promotions, promote, promotes, promoted, promoting, corporate ladder, fire, fired, firing, fires, sack, sacks, sacking, sacked, demote, demotes, demoted, demotion, demotions'Oh, this is much worst than being out of the loop. They've photoshopped me out of the annual report!'
Consultants make the most of their new bottom-feeder status in the evolving NHS
'Once, I was promoted on the third floor and demoted by the time we reached the lobby.'
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