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"I'm well aware that being dead and buried has weakened my position in the corporation."
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business, businessmen, businessman, businesswoman, businesswomen, executive, executives, corporation, corporations, corporate, company, companies, manager, managers, management, hierarchy, demotion, demotions, demoted, ceo, chief executive officer, c.e.o., ceos, chief executive officers, c.e.o.s, celebrity, celebrities, famous people, famous person, star, stars, celeb, celebs, meeting, meetings, board, boards, board member, board members, upper management, good job, fun, more fun, replaceable, figurehead, representative, office, office life, modern life"Oh , I still make good money, but I use to make sexy money."
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gym, gyms, locker room, locker rooms, money, good money, sexy money, high earner, high earners, wage, wages, high wages, loss of income, income, incomes, rich, wealthy, salary, salaries, demoted, demotion"Actually, Harper, we don't see you as a partner. You've been cast in more of character role."
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business partner, business partners, partner, law firm, law firms, accounting firm, accounting firms, casting, cast, casts, casting director, casting director, la, los angeles, hollywood, character role, character roles, demotion, demotions, demoted, character actor, character actors, supporting role, supporting roles, eccentric, eccentricity, eccentricitiesBetween Offices
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between jobs, offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, demoted, demotion, demotions, frustration, frustrations, boring job, boring jobs, moving office, office hierarchy, office hierarchies, office building, office buildings, homeless, homelessness, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling'One more 'howdy pardner' and you're back to being an associate.'
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offices, cubicle, cubicles, office cubicle, office cubicles, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobs, demoted, demotion, demotions, security, animal catcher, animal catchers, animal control, dog catcher, dog catchers, net, nets, insult, insults, insulted, insulting"You've been very bad, so we're sending you back to New York."
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business, businesses, transfer, transfers, transferring, demote, demoted, demotion, hell, devil, boss, bosses, employee, employees, branch, branches, colleague, colleagues, co-worker, co-workers, factory, factories, queen, queens, evil, evil queen, new york, nyc, new york city, dictator, dictators"Harper, we'd like you to become the company fall guy. The position comes with a generous severance package."
"I'm taking you off of the Henderson account and putting you into this steel drum."
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steel drum, steel drums, demotion, demotions, demoted, demote, demotes, corporate ladder, business ladder, corporate culture, businessmen, businessman, office politics, promotional ladder, promotional ladders, big account, big accounts, office worker, office workers, lawyer, lawyers, accountant, accountantsIf you rotate the corporate ladder by 90 degrees, you end up with monkey bars.
"Whistleblowers have nothing to fear in this department and if you need proof just ask the caretaker, our former head of services!"
'hello dear, I just got my new office and i think they're trying to tell me something.'
"Murray's the guy you replaced. He's decided to fight to get his job back."
"When the boss said I was 'really going places' I didn't know she meant I was fired!"
'Well the good news is that we've been accepted onto the banks' panel!'
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bank, banks, banker, bankers, bank panel, bank panels, good news, promotion, promotions, demotion, demotions, demoted, promoted, demoting, promoting, bankrupt, bankruptcy, bankruptcies, bankrupted, big bank, big banks"We have you in mind for our Calcutta office, Dixon. Think you could pull a rickshaw?"
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employee, employees, sideways move, sideways moves, promotion, promotions, demotion, demotions, international company, international companies, calcutta, kolkata, calcutta office, kolkata office, indian office, india office, rickshaw, rickshaw driver, rickshaw drivers, incompetent, incompetenceThe Glass Floor
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glass ceiling, glass ceilings, glass floor, glass floors, demotion, demotions, demoted, demoting, ceo, ceos, chief executive, chief executives, executive, executives, executive officer, executive officers, sexist, workplace, workplaces, work place, work places, work, works, working, worker, workers, women in the workplace'Ed, I think you're the perfect candidate for our 'Cut In Payroll' program.'
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