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"I'm not proposing marriage, but I'm not ruling it out, either."
"I'm sorry, sir, but if you weren't wearing clean underwear we automatically deny your claim."
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'You refuse to admit someone stole your horse, don't you?'
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'My strength lies in my ability to deny my weaknesses.'
Three little pigs-mortgage.
'Adjuster of the Year' reads a Sports Illustrated at his desk that has two boxes, 'Claims Denied' and 'Claims Paid.' The first has an over flowing stack of paper in it, the other a single sheet of paper.
'My client pleads not guilty by reason of still being in denial.'
Father drags the bride away from from the groom while holding a tape.
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"You can't be insured, Harry and Louise, because of your preëxisting condition."
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'You're in denial.'
Iraq War inquiry denied secret Bush-Blair documents.
"No, Harliss, you can't take a 'family leave' day to spend with your family of mutual funds"
"Do you have any idea who I am?"
"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"
Tags:culture clash, literature, literary, culture, cultural, lit major, book, books, book lover, book lovers, bookish, book worm, book worms, pop culture, pop culture reference, moby dick, moby, white whale, whale, whales, whaling, mount, mounted, hunt, hunting, hunter, hunters, trope, tropes, cliche, cliches, sailfish, light relief, hobby, hobbies, fishing, crew, crews, suburban, upper middle class, middle class, strange, weird, surreal, call to adventure, deniability, denied, deny
'Ya know, I'm startin' to think this whole global warming thing might not be a bunch of hogwash after all.'
"I got a clean bill of health but my insurance company refuses to pay it."
Tags:insurance coverage, insurance company, health insurance, health insurance plan, health insurance plans, insurance plan, insurance plans, denial, denials, deny coverage, denies coverage, denying coverage, deny, denies, denying, denied, co-pay, co-pays, copay, copays, copayment, copayments, clean bill of health, clean bills of health, technicality, technicalities, healthy
Man receiving a fax
'If you look carefully you'll see that all the claims are invalid except on alternate Tuesdays in June when Venus is in alignment with Mars.'
Welcome to Korea
'My wife is out of town for a few days.'
'Sorry - The position has already been filled."
So You Want to be a Cartoonist?