Dental Plan Cartoons and Comics

"We can't offer you the satisfaction of a gratifying career, but how does a paid week off and dental sound?"

"I don't mean to grouse, but I had a better dental plan down there."

"You'll bite the bullet, get kicked in the teeth, and be asked to grin and bear it... but dental is included."

"Me? I'm not in a dental plan. I thought you were in a dental plan."

"And what made you apply for this job besides our free dental care?"

'Does it look like we have a dental plan?'

'Says here that you broke your tooth while eating a human. Sorry sir, but accidents that happen during 'food-for-fun' are not covered under your dental plan.'

'We're introducing a LARGE new dental plan.'

'You know, our health plan doesn't cover dental.'

'I'm really sorry, Kandlewood, but we've had some reductions in our dental plan.'

"Daniel Mitchell bit me. Does our dental plan cover that?"

"I'm afraid your dental plan does not cover tusks."

"They have a medical plan, and a dental plan, but no veterinary plan."

"Before I forget, Detrick, here's the dental plan."

'Could you go over your companies dental plan one more time please?'

'Yes,I do have a question.. What kind of dental plan do you have?'

'Yeah I opted out of the dental plan too.'

'Here's your family dental plan.'

'...and we offer a limited dental plan: uppers or lowers?'

"We're not a union shop. You can't have health & dental benefits, plus a drug plan, and a salary too!"

'You want the red dental plan, or the blue dental plan?'

"Williams, you're now eligible for the company dental plan. It's a proactive one-time total extraction event..."

"Sorry, Mr. Simon, but your company's dental plan restricts us to the use of these African Tick Birds only..."

'Says here that you lost that tooth while in a human-eating frenzy. Sorry sir, but accidents occuring during 'food-for-fun' are not covered under your dental plan.'