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"Of course, the money's good, but it's the teeth that keep me coming back."
"That's the worst impaction I've ever seen."
My husband is a dentist here in Beverly Hills! It's just a rumour but I hear that George Clooney is coming in to get his teeth dimmed!
"...just relax we will both pretend that I am a qualified dental professional and not some bitter medical school flunkie with a stolen lab coat...."
"There ... straddling that wisdom tooth. Isn't that moral decay?"
"Oh, stop whining - you knew this was just a dental practice."
"All in favour say 'ouch'."
"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"
"You want a local anesthetic? Okay, our receptionist will tell you endless stories about her grandchildren."
"Yes, I can help you out and cut if off, but first, you have to promise not to eat me afterwards..."
A dentist places his first tooth and his first dollar on the wall.
'No, no, Mrs. Fenton! I said you were using improper prophylaxis...not prophylactics!'
Dentist imagines dollar signs on teeth.
"It's a hairball. Do you sleep with your cat?"
Dentist hugs a large tooth
A dentist polishing giant tooth
Dental Plan: Find & Use Your Own Brush! Keep Clean!
'Not so fast, when I said open wide I meant your wallet.'
'Hello, miss! I'm filling in while your regular dentist is on holiday. Sit down and take care not to crease your lovely dress!'
"If you really know what your doing...why do you need to practice?"
"Well, Judge. I trained to be a dentist whilst I was incarcerated. I've always wanted to thank you for that six year prison sentence."
"You say that's a lot for 10 minutes work. Would you be happier if I took an hour to take your tooth out?"