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'What happend? I thought you went to the dentist for a cleaning.'
'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'
'We need a health care plan with some teeth in it.'
'What's that?' - 'It's in case we have a power failure.'
The Upcoming Dental Appointment
"If this cleaning hurts I'll bite your f****g head off."
'The anesthetic should be strong enough, but I've put this on just to be on the safe side.'
Acme Party Floss
'You'd need a big drink, too, after collecting goopy unbrushed teeth in the wee hours.'
'A tough one, I'm afraid.'
"I'm just a gentleman dentist."
"Oil!! - Must've drilled too hard....!"
'Do you extract teeth?'
'Little girls are made of sugar and spice. Does the American Dental Association know about this?'
'Does your tooth still ache?'
'Toffee is very bad for your teeth.'
'I don't care what the orthodontist says, you're not getting braces!'
A man scared of dentists has taped his mouth shut.
"You a gambling man?"
'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'
'You'll have to make do with those until yours come back from the service department.'
'You don't do faith healing, do you?'
'Come on, I know you're in there.'
'I've broken a tooth.'