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"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."
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The Upcoming Dental Appointment
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"Damn it, gentlemen, these are medieval times. They demand medieval ideas."
Tags:medieval, medieval period, medieval times, middle ages, primitive, primitiveness, uncivilized, uncivilised, business pitch, business pitches, oral hygiene, hygiene, unhygienic, dentist, dentists, dentistry, dental surgery, toothpaste, toothbrush, history of medicine, business plan, business plans, business strategy, business strategies
Acme Party Floss
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'You'd need a big drink, too, after collecting goopy unbrushed teeth in the wee hours.'
"I'm just a gentleman dentist."
"Oil!! - Must've drilled too hard....!"
'Toffee is very bad for your teeth.'
"You a gambling man?"
A man scared of dentists has taped his mouth shut.
'I can't sleep at night because of this tooth0.' - 'Get a job as a night watchman.'
'CLEAR!' ''Please Pardon the Inconvenience as we Remodel the Dental Office.'
'This may hurt a little.'
"I brought this special tool in from my up town office."
"You're definitely going to need an extraction."
"Could you repeat that last joke? I couldn't hear it over all this obnoxious screaming."
'I'm really sorry, Kandlewood, but we've had some reductions in our dental plan.'
"I've fitted his braces."
"You don't have to worry about my teeth. Bucky Sims talked me out of my candy."
Tags:halloween, tooth decay, cavity, cavities, dentist, dentists, dental surgeon, dental surgeons, dental surgery, oral hygiene, oral hygienist, oral hygienists, bully, bullies, bullying, halloweens, trick or treater, trick or treaters, trick or treating, trick-or-treater, trick-or-treaters, trick-or-treating, candy, candies, sweet, sweets, sweetie, sweeties, filling, fillings
"I know I shouldn't, but I've got such a sweet tooth."
"You can't handle the tooth!"
'This is going to be a level three.'
Transcendental Hygienist: 'Say ommmm.'
1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"