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After installing a set of braces, Dr, Ortford went through a thorough quality-control procedure,
'Little girls are made of sugar and spice. Does the American Dental Association know about this?'
'We're going to cancel your dental health plan Mr Johnson, namely because you don't have any teeth.'
'Your molars are worn down. You're biting off more than you can chew.'
'Did you say, 'Whitened and pointed'?'
' ... plus you need to floss better.'
The sad case of a Venus flytrap that didn't floss.
'With the proper denture adhesive there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'
'Your teeth are straight, it's you head that's crooked.'
'Got to change denture creams.'
'My, what large dentures you have, Grandma.'
'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'
'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal toothpaste you're using.'
Ten warning signs of periodontal disease.
'Damn! Got to change denture adhesives.'
A gold fish jumps from a bowl into a glass with dentures in it.
Dracula's false teeth
Closing Laugh Dentist: Closed at 1, Open Wide at 2.
'In this practice we like to have the best of the old with the best of the new.'
'Oh My Gawd.'
Bird Feeding at the Dentist.