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The Upcoming Dental Appointment
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'Is this your first time?'
'I can't sleep at night because of this tooth0.' - 'Get a job as a night watchman.'
"We're a green practice. Spit out in the plants."
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The Wheel of Life
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"We lied about the hellfire, now pick up the floss and get to work."
"We have adult teeth now, and, as such, they demand adult pain."
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'I'm Dr. Pooches and I'll be your den...Oh, boy.'
"That's your twelve o' clock arrived."
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Dentist's office - man has skull with missing teeth
"Hello, I'm Dr. Wolcott. I'm the one you'll be writing checks to for the rest of your life."
A dentist needs to sheer his patient's beard to get to his mouth.
"Do you have an appointment?"
"Why don't I go brush my teeth."
"Your teeth are fine. But, I'm afraid your gums will have to come out."
'5 teeth or less.'
'That's the biggest cavity I've ever seen, ever seen?'
'Your horoscope says stay indoors and keep your mouth shut.' - 'I'd better cancel my dentist appointment.'
'One of my back teeth is giving me terrible pain, can you see it?' - 'You mean the green one?.'
'A tough one, I'm afraid.'
'You're making me angry Mildred. And you know what I do when I get angry.'
'So how many times a year do you visit the dentist?' - 'Twice, one for each tooth.'