Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
'The candy manufacturers and the dentist agree on one thing. My mouth's commercial.'
'The tooth fairy took my $1,500 dentures and left me a lousy quarter.'
Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.
"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."
'Oh, yes, I agree. It is TRAGIC how costly braces have become! We do everything we can to hold prices down.'
'I'll need to run a few more tests. . . to cover my daughter's orthodontia.'
How Good Is Your Dentist? Take the Ultimate Test! Only 10 Euros.
Tooth Pulling Race
'Don't worry, you won't feel any pain 'till you see the bill.'
'When you said that you'd given me, 'a million dollar smile', I thought you were speaking metaphorically!'
'You don't have to pay me yet.'