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'I ordered an aperitif not a pair of teeth.'
At the same time, they realized he hadn't put his teeth in, and suddenly the playing field shifted.
'Did you ever notice that Grandpa grinds his teeth when he sleeps.'
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"I see the new dentures are still making you spit a little, Gramma."
Vampire hunters manage to grab the dentures of a vampire.
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Seven Dwarfs...The Later Years.
Little Shop of Horrors
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Place Settings for the Elderly
Tags:place setting, place settings, fine dining, eating out, dining out, cutlery, crockery, denture, dentures, false teeth, fake teeth, old age, aging, losing teeth, lost teeth, elderly people, old people, table setting, table settings, setting the table, utensil, utensils, dinner, dinners, dinner time, dinner times, missing teeth, rotten teeth, full dentures, full-dentures, flexible dentures
"I'm not climbing down there to fetch your teeth. Serves you right for spitting."
'Do you have any denture friendly sandwiches?'
Thank God for periodontal disease.
'You'll have to make do with those until yours come back from the service department.'
'Thank God for periodontal disease. '
"I should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I put Grandpa's false teeth under my pillow."
'Then it's agreed... a tube of Poligrip per hole!'
New trend: dissolving your teeth with a Coca-Cola habit and getting dentures like Trump.
'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.'
'The tooth fairy took my $1,500 dentures and left me a lousy quarter.'
Man blowing glass. His dentures have fallen out and are in the glass bubble.
'So that's why babies don't have teeth.'
Elephant's tusks are in a glass by the bed.
"No, I said that I'm interested in debentures."
'Here are Mister Fernbush's new dentures...his mouth is a bit large, so try not to stare!'