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"Le service recherche et developpment de notre banque."
"Time after time it's the same thing: you hear a knock—you open the door—and nobody's there!"
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Though he had been retired for only three days, Marilyn was already growing tired of having Clyde around all day long.
Department of Archaeology Floor Plan
"Aren't you the old guy in purchasing whose decades of slavish devotion inspired us to replace you with a small army of sycophants?"
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"I only see the tech guru and the financial wizard. No sign of the systems ninja."
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"What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical."
Tags:philosopher, philosophers, philosophy, philosophiser, philosophisers, philosophizer, philosophizers, philosophize, department, departments, academic, academics, academia, university, universities, uni, unis, college, colleges, theoretically, theoretical, theory, theories, philosophy department, philosophy department, turn of phrase, turns of phrase
'...the acronym was just too cool to shut it down.'
"And yet another headache for the Immigration and Naturalization Service!"
Tags:immigration, refugees, refugee, immigrants, immigrant, naturalization, naturalisation, service, department, immigration and naturalization service, ins, u.s. citizenship and immigration services, uscis, u.s. immigration and customs enforcement, ice, u.s. customs and border protection, cbp, department of homeland security, america, american, united states, u.s., us, border control, border controls, security, protection, alien, aliens, foreign nationals, foreign national, foreigner, foreigners, overpopulation, headache, headaches, ethics, ethical, space, spaceship, spaceships, science fiction, problem, problems, issue, issues, government, governments, politics, political
"Care To Try Our latest Fragrance"
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"What's this I hear about large quanities of ice, fish, and small sea creatures being purchased by your department?"
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Philosophy Department: You are Here...But why?
'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'
'I always thought the expression 'the road to success is paved with failure' was just a random saying and not the literal truth...'
Help wanted. Various positions available.
'We realize it is an unnecessary department, but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down.'
'Hold on, Peterson, let me just run this by legal.'
Not an Entrance/Not An Exit
Tags:exit, exits, entrance, entrances, logic, logical, illogical, door, doors, entrance door, exit door, exit doors, entrance doors, department, departments, logical thinker, logical thinkers, logical thinking, philosophy, philosophy teacher, philosophy teachers, philosophical, teacher, teachers, logic problem, logic problems, puzzle, puzzles, puzzling, door, doors, logician, lawyer, lawyers, legalese, lawyerese, interpret, interpretation, interpretations, confusing, confusion
'Hold on a minute. Someone stole my pen.'
'My wife doesn't appreciate that I push the envelope every day.'
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Department of Indifference.
To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.
'I believe the courts have recently ruled that asking questions of an applicant, during an interview, is illegal.'