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'If she bites, you've got 18 seconds to suck the poison out,'
'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'
Arrivals: 'Check out our web site at www.air.arr'Departures: 'Check out our web site at www.air.dep'
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Skip the TSA scans by wearing a Burka
Ibiza: Arrivals and Departures
Places you want to go, but can't vs. places you have to go, but don't want to.
Tags:travel, travels, holiday, holidays, international travel, business travel, work travel, obligations, family obligations, work obligations, travel obligations, obligation, paris, bali, firenze, rio, antibes, erie, duluth, cleveland, natchez, peoria, short haul, short haul flight, national vs. international travel, want to go, don't want to go, staycation, globe trotter, aspirations, wishes, aspiration, wish, airport, airports, air travel, departures, departure, departure board, departure boards, american towns, small town america, small towns
"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."
Tags:frequent flier, frequent fliers, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, perk, perks, flight, flights, airport, airports, departure lounge, departure lounges, departure, departures, lounge, lounges, airline, airlines, customer reward, customer rewards, air hostess, air steward, air stewards, air stewardess, air stewardesses, customer perk, customer perks, loyal, loyalty, customer, reward, rewards, loyalty points, flight, flights, delay, delays, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes
"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."
Arrivals, Departures and Lost Luggage.
"Attention passengers. Ticket holders in sections B through C will now be herded onto the plane with cattle prods."
Tags:passenger, passengers, departures lounge, departure lounges, departure, departures, ticket, tickets, ticket holder, ticket holders, airline, airlines, airport, airports, cattle prod, cattle prods, plane, planes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, customer experience, customer service, inhumane, boarding procedure, boarding procedures, boarding pass, boarding passes, departures lounge, departures lounges
On the monitors behind the check-in desk: Arrivals/Departures/Donations
The World's Easiest Airport
Tags:airport, airports, maze, mazes, arrow, arrows, follow the arrows, following the arrows, ease of use, easy, easiness, simple, simplicity, simplify, simplifies, simplifying, redesign, redesigns, redesigning, arrival, arrivals, departure, departures, design, designs, designer, designers, travel, travels, traveler, travelers, traveller, travellers, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, frequent flyer, frequent flyers
"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."
Tags:will, wills, last will and testament, family, family meeting, family meetings, execute, executes, executing, executioner, executioners, departure, departures, exception, exceptions, exceptional, attorney, attorneys, read out the will, reading out the will, estate, estates, inherit, inherits, inheriting, capital punishment, exceptional case, exceptional cases
'Don't drop that snow globe, they'll close the airport.'
Airline: Arrivals, Departures, Missing Luggage and Missing Planes.
Tags:airline, airlines, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, flight, flights, plane, planes, arrival, arrivals, departure, departures, missing luggage, missing baggage, missing plane, missing planes, missing airplane, missing airplanes, missing aeroplane, missing aeroplanes, plane crash, plane crashes, airplane crash, airplane crashes, aeroplane crash, aeroplane crashes, flight, flights
"Make sure you leave plenty of time to get to your Gate."
Tags:sheep, ewe, ewes, ram, rams, airport gate, airport gates, departure, departures, arrival, arrivals, travel plan, travel plans, air travel, gate, airport, airports, lounge, travel, air, animal, gated, community, field, fields, time, management, crowd, control, flight, flights, traveller, travellers, hurry, planning
Excess Baggage: These days airport frequent flyer lounges are even more crowded than the general boarding areas.
Tags:excess baggage, tourist, tourists, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, travel plan, travel plans, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, frequent flier, frequent fliers, airline, airlines, airport, airports, lounge, lounges, departure, departures, boarding area, boarding areas, overcrowding, over crowding, over-crowding
Excess Baggage: When the cruise line says the ship leaves at 5:30 they mean 5:30.
Departures and Arrivals
'What do you think should we give him a second look?'
"Issue a press release that the financial director's departure was amicable."
Still living with parents....
'This massage chair's impossible - all I do is sit there and worry about missing a flight.'