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Accountant getting a tattoo ('Born to Depreciate!')
Caution- Falling Property Value Next 5 Miles
'You mean you've been depreciating me ever every year since we got married?'
"Mother's ninety-one and still depreciating."
"I'd like you to stay,son, but you've reached 'Fully Depreciated' status."
"Tom, young Mr. Moncure here is that Harvard M.B.A. I was telling you about who has a keen sense of depreciation."
'Once they're born they immediately begin to depreciate.'
Income Tax Assistance: 'I've been feeling pretty crummy lately - Can I depreciate myself?'
'I thought you said I was an asset to the company.'
'Oh, really, our house has only dropped a thousand in value...'
"That was our accountant. He wants you to slow down your rate of depreciation."