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'Really, Frank... The late news is so depressing - and it's the same thing every night... Why do you even turn it on?'
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armadillo, armadillos, news, reporter, reporters, roadkill, roadkills, road, roads, kill, kills, depress, depresses, depressing, depression, story, stories, run over, ran over, runs over, repeat, repeats, repetitive, repetition, repetitions, accident, accidents, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater"I've wasted my life."
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waste, wastes, wasted, wasting, life, lives, regret, regrets, regretting, regretted, pet, pets, plant, plants, agree, agrees, agreeing, agreed, agreement, agreements, mental health, depression, depressions, depress, depressed, depresses, depressingLady Justice
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us, us justice system, justice system, justice, lady justice, rock bottom, hit rock bottom, hitting rock bottom, hits rock bottom, supreme court, injustice, unjust, unjust behaviour, disrespect justice, disrespecting, disrespects, disrespect, give up, gives up, gave up, depressed, depress, depressing, depresses, chaos, in chaos, chaotic, reckless, law, lawyer, lawyers, statue, statues, justice, statue of justice"Ah, Miss Brimsley, I ask you: Which one of us has truly failed?"
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bad teacher, bad teachers, incompetent, incompetence, math, maths, mathematics, fail, fails, failing, failed, grade, grades, arithmetic, arithmetics, depress, depressed, depressing, depresses, unprofessional, unprofessionalism, unethical, immoral, school, education system, education systems, schools, teacher, teachers, teach, teaches, taught, teachingProzac dispenser.
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prozac, anti depressant, anti depressants, anti-depressant, anti-depressants, depress, depresses, depressed, depressing, dispenser, dispensers, dispensing, dispensed, pill, pills, med, meds, medication, medications, fluoxetine, office worker, office workers, happy pills, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys'I'm an asset to my company, an investment to my wife, a liability to the environment, and a write-off to my children...'
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asset, assets, depression, depressing, depressed, depresses, upset, upsetting, upsets, metaphor, metaphors, liability, liabilities, businessmen, businessman, write off, write-off, balance sheet, balance sheets, father, fathers, dad, dads, husband, husbandsDads.
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dad, dads, father, fathers, number one dad, ranking, rank, ranks, ranked, first place, first places, depressing, depressed, depresses, depress, last, bad ranking, losing, lost, loses, competition, competitions, compete, competes, competing, competed, game show, game shows, confrontation, confrontations, let down, let downs, bad parenting, bad parent, bad parents.child, children, guilt ridden, guilt, guilty"Don't worry we'll medicate you through the probationary period."
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human, resources, human resources, hr, h r, h.r., employ, employed, employer, employee, employs, recruit, recruited, recruitment, recruiting, pill, pills, medical, medicine, medicines, pill bottle, pill bottles, tablet, tablets, prescription, prescribe, prescribes, prescribing, corporate, corporation, depressed, depression, depressing, depresses, critic, critical, critique, social critique, big business, capitalism, capitalist, capitalism, sacrifice, sacrifices, workplace, working, work, workplaces, worker, abuse of power, power'Snap out of it.'
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snap out of it, depress, depresses, depressed, depression, depressing, depresses, doctor, doctors, tough love, shout, shouting, shouted, shouts, rude, mean, inappropriate, feeling down, tough, old man, ill, illness, illnesses, sick, sickness, sicknesses'Ms. Green, send in someone to curb my optimism.'
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secretary, secretaries, curb my optimism, optimism, optimist, optimists, optimistic, curb, curbs, pessimist, pessimists, pessimistic, boss, bosses, bossing, bossed, depressed, depresses, depressing, depression"We've got to lighten up those fortune cookies!"
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fortune, fortunes, fortune cookie, fortune cookies, bad fortune, bad fortunes, chinese, chinese restaurant, chinese restaurants, prediction, predictions, predict, predicts, predicting, lighten up, lightens up, depress, depresses, depressing, dessert, desserts, frighten, frightens, scare, scares, fatalist, fatalism, fatalistic, existential crisis, existential crises, mental health, bad for businessTurgid Hour 5 - 6
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, turgid, turgid hour, happy hour, crowd, crowds, crowded, crowded, rush hour, rush hours, after work, after hours, work, works, working, worked, depressed, depressing, depresses, depress, sad, unhappy, happiness, drink, drinking, sorrow, sorrows, office, work life, 9 to 5, nine to five, mental health, mentally exhausted, mental exhaustionThe Quiet, Sad, and Deeply Resigned Car
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quiet, car, cars, train, trains, quiet carriage, quiet carriages, depress, depressed, depressing, depresses, anxiety, anxious, anxiousness, public transport, public transportation, mass transits, mass transit, transit, transports, transport, resignation, deep resignation, deeply resigned, acceptance, accept, accepting, accepted, mental health, mental wellbeing"I miss the days of folk music."
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organ, organs, church organ, church organs, folk music, folk music, depress, depressing, depresses, musical taste, musical tastes, musician, musicians, cheery, cheerful, tune, tunes, tuneful, afterlife, heaven, heavenly, angel, angels, angelic"I don't know, it just feels like lately, I haven't been painting with all the colors of the wind."
"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."
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men, man, life, lives, live, living, bar, bars, bar talk, pub, pubs, pub talk, drink, drinking, drunk, drinks, depressed, depress, depressing, depresses, pandora, pandora's box, pandora's boxes, beat, beats, beating, unknown, fear of the unknown, fear, fearing, fears, feared, mental health, mental health issue, mental health issues"It's nice here if you don't switch on the news."
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news, nice, switch, switches, switching, switched, heave, tv, television, televisions, angel, angels, the departed, dead, death, soul, souls, switch on, switching on, switched on, tv channel, tv channels, depress, depressing, depression, depressed, depresses, damper, mood, moods, dampen the mood, lifestyle, ignorant, ignore, ignores, ignoring, ignored"Can you guide me out of years of emotional despair?"
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guide dog, guide dogs, dog, dogs, emotional despair, depress, depressing, depresses, depressed, depression, depressions, chronic illness, chronic illnesses, clinical depression, clinically depressed, service dog, service dogs, assistance dog, assistance dogs, guide, guides, guiding, guided, lead, leading, leads, therapy, therapist, therapists, therapy sessions, need help, needs help, needing help, needed help, misery, unhappiness, sadness, sorrow, dejection"When this is all over I'll be nice to people."
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lion, lions, zoo, zoos, closure, closures, close, closed, closing, closes, people, turn over a new leaf, behaviour, behavior, behaviours, behaviors, behave, behaves, behaving, behaved, depress, depressing, depressed, depresses, nice, depression, repent, repents, repenting, repented, guilt, guilty, humans, animals, zoo animals, mental health, loneliness, corona, coronavirus, covid-19, covid 19, covid, pandemic"Cheer up, mate, it might never...oh, God!"
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pessimist, pessimists, pessimism, murphys law, murphy's law, the worst that can happen, what's the worst that can happen, whats the worst that can happen, disaster, disasters, depression, depress, depresses, depressing, unhappy, miserable, bad news, realisation, realisations, enlightenment, moment of realization, moments of realization, moment of realisation, cheer up, misery, blue, sad, sayings'Miss Kelsey, I'm feeling a little depressed. Send in the clowns.'
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clown, clowns, clowning, sad, depressed, depressing, down, downer, depress, depresses, cirus, circus act, circus', circus's, circus acts, secretary, secretaries, receptionist, receptionists, send, happy, joy, cheering up, cheer up, cheered up'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'
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