Depresses Cartoons and Comics

'Really, Frank... The late news is so depressing - and it's the same thing every night... Why do you even turn it on?'

"I've wasted my life."

Lady Justice

"Ah, Miss Brimsley, I ask you: Which one of us has truly failed?"

Prozac dispenser.

'I'm an asset to my company, an investment to my wife, a liability to the environment, and a write-off to my children...'

'I've had it for the last seventeen years.'

Dads.

"Don't worry we'll medicate you through the probationary period."

'Snap out of it.'

'Ms. Green, send in someone to curb my optimism.'

"We've got to lighten up those fortune cookies!"

Turgid Hour 5 - 6

The Quiet, Sad, and Deeply Resigned Car

"I miss the days of folk music."

"I don't know, it just feels like lately, I haven't been painting with all the colors of the wind."

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

"It's nice here if you don't switch on the news."

"Can you guide me out of years of emotional despair?"

"I got a lot done today, but without any sense of accomplishment."

"When this is all over I'll be nice to people."

"Cheer up, mate, it might never...oh, God!"

'Miss Kelsey, I'm feeling a little depressed. Send in the clowns.'

Where nobody knows your name.

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'