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Jonathan was so sleep deprived after the arrival of his baby that he accidentally burped a workmate.
"My parents deprived me of meaningful hardship."
"How can I bench-press twice my weight when there are children in this world who don't even have weights?"
"You sure go to great measures not to spoil your children, Dr. Patterson."
Tranquilizing effect of classical music.
'If you are not deprived, depraved or socially inadequate...then you must be stupid.'
'Im culturally deprived. Both my parents are classics professors, and I don't know a think about TV, movies, sports and popular music.'
'This photo is hardly suitable for your misery memoir.'
'You claim deprivation led to this crime?!' 'I was deprived of a dvd player.'
'It's amazing what £3.2 billion of licence fee can uncover.'
Insomnia Clinic - On sale here: Tapes of the Senate's longest filibusters!
Woman on phone to daughter - 'It's your father...he won't socially cohere.'
Rings Beneath Parent's Eyes.
'Dear, I can't sleep! Would you put on your sheep skin coat and jump back and forth across the bed a few times?'
"Easy for you to say, pal! We're not all born with a golden horn on our heads!"