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Help! Sold Derivatives when I didn't even know what they were.
'Sorry, I can't explain derivatives trading either.'
"Ye gods! Not another tedious and derivative top ten single!"
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'First I'll do some covers, then I'll play some derivative, cliche-ridden original material.'
'Back in the day, you could leverage . . .'
Reader of the Occult.
'But the only way I can explain our derivatives and stock swaps is through interpretive dance!'
'The town I grew up in was so affluent they used to close the schools in honor of options expiration day.'
Jake was a hedge fun manager in the city.
"Well, I thought of it as an innovative economic stimulus package, but the jury insisted on calling it securities fraud!"
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Will Trade Derivatives for Real Money.
'You know, this whole thing is an image problem...easy money, hasty deregulation, arcane derivatives, what have we learned?'
Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!
"Mr. Mooglark goes way back. He remembers fund trading before there were derivatives."
'I know about the birds and the bees. Can you tell me about making a bundle trading derivatives?'
'I can understand Heisenberg's equation and Schrodinger's equation for quantum mechanics but I cannot understand derivative trading.'
'When you write up a prospectus for our new fund, keep using the word 'derivative'. Nobody knows what it means but the fund will look very hi-tech.'
'It may be night here, but I'm day trading in Australia.'
Colin was always looking for new ways to communicate complex financial products.
'What's the difference between exchange-traded derivatives and swaps?'
"And look sir - here's another interesting derivative of that phrase..."
'It's a good living. They train you to do default swaps and you get paid in seals.'
Deregulation hits the Balkans.
'Increased regulation of our financial institutions would. . . Put the whole wad on Papa's Derivatives in the sixth race. . .'
"There's gambling on Wall Street? I'm shocked, SHOCKED!"