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"Eczema is a skin condition, your highness. Letting loose the hounds won't make it any better."
"You really need some sun."
'I'm going to prescribe an anti-anxiety cream. You have worry warts.'
"Well, don't just stand there looking precancerous."
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"It's my itchy trigger finger, Doc. If I don't get some lotion, I'm gonna have to shoot somebody!"
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'I knew it was a rash decision, but I went with it anyway.'
'The pills I prescribed for dementia are causing a rash. Which would you rather have?'
"Love that new pox!"
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'Well, that's just great...my big night and I get a zit!'
The first Dermatologist.
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'Hmm...yes, I'm afraid it is a sign of cancer.'
'A rare skin disease, but there are pills for that!'
'Scratch yourself a couple of times and call me in the morning.'
"You're very lucky. An inch lower and this would have been closer to your elbow."
Tags:idiot, idiots, mole, moles, spots, spot, dermatologist, doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinics, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians, injury, injuries, injured
'Some of these are not birth marks...they're age spots.'
"Highly unusual. It seems to be a side of fries."
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Dermatologist: Rash decisions made here.
Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.
"I can see it from here."
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'Anything else you want fixing, while I'm taking the mole off your nose?'
'I don't know what these dots are ... but ya mind if I connect them?'
Call Stu Farkleman, Dermatologist
'My kids are grown and have moved out. How much would it cost to remove this tattoo?'
Call Stu Farkleman, Dermatologist.
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'I promise you it's only dandruff.' - 'I know cocaine when I see it.'